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Alright, so you wanna know about them neuron thingies, huh? Them… whatchamacallits… anatomical features, the fancy folks say. Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know, but don’t expect no fancy doctor talk from me. First off, you got this big ol’ lump in the middle, kinda like the main part of a tree trunk. That’s the cell body, or the soma, if you wanna be all highfalutin. It’s like the headquarters, ya know? Keeps everything runnin’. Then you got these spindly things stickin’ out, like branches on a bush….

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Aery Kayn thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would jabber about. But if you wanna win with this Kayn fella in that… League of Legends game, you gotta listen up. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I know a thing or two about winnin’. First off, them runes. Now, I hear tell there’s all sorts of runes you can slap on this Kayn, but some work better than others, see? Folks are sayin’ this “Conqueror” rune is good for…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this… this “neuro-muscular junction” thing. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but where your nerves tell your muscles to get a move on. Like when you want to grab a biscuit, your brain yells at your arm, and that message goes through this junction thingy. So, what’s it look like? Well, imagine a skinny wire, that’s your nerve, comin’ real close to a piece of meat, that’s your muscle. But they don’t actually touch. There’s a tiny little gap, like a ditch, between ‘em. That…

[Body] Alright, listen up, y’all, let’s talk about them WoW SOD Warlock Runes. I ain’t no fancy mage or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about gettin’ yer hands on some power, yeah. This here guide, it ain’t gonna be no fancy-schmancy talk. Just plain speakin’ so even my old dog can understand. So, you wanna be a big, bad Warlock in this Season of Discovery, huh? Well, you gonna need them Runes. They’re like… like extra spices for yer spells, makes ’em hotter, meaner, you get the…

Alright, let’s gab a bit about this here… uh… garden totem thing, yeah? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ too complicated, ya hear? First off, what the heck is a totem anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s like… a picture thing. Like, y’know, you draw a bird or a frog or somethin’, and that becomes your family’s… uh… symbol. Like, back in the old days, before all this TV and internet stuff, folks used to have these things to show who they were and where they came from. Kinda…

Alright, let’s talk about this 10 tarot reading thing, ya know? Folks always lookin’ for answers, wanna know what’s gonna happen. I ain’t no fancy pants fortune teller, but I seen enough in my life to know things ain’t always what they seem. And these cards, well, they got somethin’ to say, I guess. So, this 10 card spread, they call it the Celtic Cross sometimes. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a way of lookin’ at things from different angles. Like when you’re tryin’ to figure out why the…

Alright, let’s talk about this duck thing, you know, like the bird. I heard some folks callin’ it a “totem,” sounds fancy, but I just think it’s a sign, like when a black cat crosses your path, only maybe not so bad, ha! So, this duck, it ain’t just some bird you see waddlin’ around. It’s supposed to mean somethin’, somethin’ special. Like, it’s a messenger, they say. Comin’ from…well, from somewhere you can’t see, ya know? Like a whisper in the wind, but it’s a duck instead. This “Isis”…

Alright, let’s talk about this here 10 of Pentacles card, you know, the one with all them coins. Folks say it’s a good card, real good, like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old coat pocket. What’s this 10 of Pentacles card all about, anyway? Well, from what I gather, this card, it’s about havin’ your ducks in a row. You know, like when you got a roof over your head, food on the table, and a bit of money saved up for a rainy day. It means you worked…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this WoW SOD thingy, the warrior kind, you know, the ones that swing big swords and yell a lot. My grandson, he’s always yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d try to make sense of it for ya, even though I ain’t got a clue half the time. So, they got these things called runes, see? Like magic stickers or somethin’, I guess. They stick ’em on their armor, and bam! They get stronger, faster, or whatever. My grandson says there are a…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Wild Unknown Tarot. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I can tell you what I see, and this deck, well, it’s somethin’ else. First off, it’s got all them pretty pictures, animals and nature and such. Not like them old-timey decks with all the stiff-looking people. This one, it feels alive, like you could reach out and touch the birds and the trees. Real pretty, I tell ya. Makes you wanna just sit and stare, even if you don’t know a lick…