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Alright, let’s talk about this book about runes, you know, them old-timey symbols. Folks say they got power, and I figure, why not? Plenty of things in this world we don’t understand, ain’t it? Now, I ain’t no scholar, mind you. Can’t read them fancy books with all them big words. But I heard tell of this book, see, all about using runes in spells and rituals. Sounds like somethin’ my grandma used to do, bless her soul. She’d mumble words and throw bones, and sometimes things happened, good or…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them Hawaii totems, you know, the things they got over there. Them Hawaiian folks, they got all sorts of stuff, just like us, but different, ya know? They carve these big ol’ faces and figures out of wood, and they ain’t just for show, no sirree. They call ’em tiki totems, or somethin’ like that. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t. It’s just like how we got our own special things, like that ol’ horseshoe over the door for good luck. These tikis, they’re for…

Alright, alright, settle down now. Let’s talk about this… this “Taylor Swift tarot cards” thing. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but even I heard about this Taylor gal. Sings songs, makes the young’uns swoon, you know the type. So, what’s all this fuss about her and these… tarot cards? Sounds like somethin’ my grandma used to mess with, but with a newfangled twist. Now, I went and poked around a bit, asked my niece who’s always glued to her phone, and she showed me some stuff. Seems like folks…

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna talk about somethin’ called “tarot gratis si o no”. Don’t you go worryin’ your pretty little heads about what that means, I’ll tell ya all about it. What’s this “tarot gratis si o no” thing anyway? Alright, so, this “tarot gratis si o no” is like, well, it’s like askin’ a question and gettin’ a “yes” or a “no” answer. Simple as that! You know, like when you ask your man if he’s gonna fix that leaky faucet and he just grunts “yes”…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them fancy Coke Freestyle machines, you know, the ones with all them different soda flavors. Folks always wonderin’ how much it costs to keep one of them things runnin’ every month. It ain’t just a one-time thing, y’know. It’s like feedin’ a cow – gotta keep doin’ it. First off, gettin’ one of them machines ain’t cheap. I heard tell they can cost a pretty penny, anywhere from a couple thousand dollars to over ten thousand dollars! Some fancy new ones even more! Shoot,…

Alright, let’s talk about this here knee joint, or whatever fancy name they call it – the tibiofemoral joint. Sounds like somethin’ a doctor would say, but it’s just your plain old knee, the one you bend to sit down and stand up, you know? First off, you got this big ol’ bone up top, that’s your femur. That’s the thigh bone, the one that goes all the way up to your hip. It’s a strong one, gotta be, holdin’ up all that weight. Then, down below, you got the…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this place, 110 Ashley Run, Voorhees Township, NJ 08043. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t know no Michelle Goetz or Zegarelli, but I heard things about that there address. Folks say it’s a condo, a real nice one, they say. Second floor, end unit, whatever that means. Sounds like it’s up high and on the side, I guess. They talk about “upgrades” too. Probably means they fixed it up real good, made it all shiny and new-like. Now, I ain’t seen it myself, mind you, but…

Listen up, y’all, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Michael Colombo, runnin’ for Circuit Court Judge here in Collier County. Now, I ain’t no fancy lawyer or nothin’, just a plain ol’ person, but I know what’s what, and I’m gonna tell ya straight. This Michael Colombo, he’s one of them lawyers, yeah. But folks say he’s a good one, a fair one. They say he listens to folks, really listens, not just pretendin’ like some of them city slickers do. He’s runnin’ for Judge, see, that’s a big…

Listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this number thing, this 1202 angel number, and how it’s gonna bring you some money. Don’t you be rollin’ your eyes at me now, this ain’t no hocus pocus, it’s real deal stuff, I tell ya. So, what’s this 1202 all about? Well, them angels, they be sendin’ you a message. They sayin’, “Hey, you! Yeah, you! Get your act together! You got responsibilities, see? And you gotta keep your eyes on the prize, that money you been dreamin’ about.” It’s like they…

Well, let me tell ya, I got myself into a real pickle the other day. You won’t believe it, but I locked my keys in my 2002 S55 AMG, and wouldn’t ya know it, the darn thing was still running! Locked keys in car, can you imagine? I felt like a real fool, let me tell ya. It all started when I was getting ready to go to the grocery store. I had my list all written out, got my purse, and headed out to the car. I hopped in,…