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Alright, let’s gab a bit about this here… uh… garden totem thing, yeah? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ too complicated, ya hear? First off, what the heck is a totem anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s like… a picture thing. Like, y’know, you draw a bird or a frog or somethin’, and that becomes your family’s… uh… symbol. Like, back in the old days, before all this TV and internet stuff, folks used to have these things to show who they were and where they came from. Kinda…

Alright, let’s talk about this 10 tarot reading thing, ya know? Folks always lookin’ for answers, wanna know what’s gonna happen. I ain’t no fancy pants fortune teller, but I seen enough in my life to know things ain’t always what they seem. And these cards, well, they got somethin’ to say, I guess. So, this 10 card spread, they call it the Celtic Cross sometimes. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a way of lookin’ at things from different angles. Like when you’re tryin’ to figure out why the…

Alright, let’s talk about this duck thing, you know, like the bird. I heard some folks callin’ it a “totem,” sounds fancy, but I just think it’s a sign, like when a black cat crosses your path, only maybe not so bad, ha! So, this duck, it ain’t just some bird you see waddlin’ around. It’s supposed to mean somethin’, somethin’ special. Like, it’s a messenger, they say. Comin’ from…well, from somewhere you can’t see, ya know? Like a whisper in the wind, but it’s a duck instead. This “Isis”…

Alright, let’s talk about this here 10 of Pentacles card, you know, the one with all them coins. Folks say it’s a good card, real good, like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old coat pocket. What’s this 10 of Pentacles card all about, anyway? Well, from what I gather, this card, it’s about havin’ your ducks in a row. You know, like when you got a roof over your head, food on the table, and a bit of money saved up for a rainy day. It means you worked…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this WoW SOD thingy, the warrior kind, you know, the ones that swing big swords and yell a lot. My grandson, he’s always yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d try to make sense of it for ya, even though I ain’t got a clue half the time. So, they got these things called runes, see? Like magic stickers or somethin’, I guess. They stick ’em on their armor, and bam! They get stronger, faster, or whatever. My grandson says there are a…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Wild Unknown Tarot. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I can tell you what I see, and this deck, well, it’s somethin’ else. First off, it’s got all them pretty pictures, animals and nature and such. Not like them old-timey decks with all the stiff-looking people. This one, it feels alive, like you could reach out and touch the birds and the trees. Real pretty, I tell ya. Makes you wanna just sit and stare, even if you don’t know a lick…

[Body] Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about them wow pally runes, whatever them things are. My grandson, he keeps jabberin’ about ’em, says they’re important for his game. Somethin’ ’bout makin’ his holy cow stronger, I reckon. So, I poked around a bit, asked some folks, and here’s what I gathered, simple and plain, like how we like it. First off, these runes, they ain’t just for any ol’ pally. Seems like there’s different kinds for different jobs. Like, some make ya hit harder, some make ya heal better….

Alright, let’s talk about them wall water features, you know, the things folks hang on their walls that got water runnin’ down ’em. I seen some fancy ones, and some not-so-fancy ones, but they all do the same thing – make water go splash-splash. First off, what exactly are these things? Well, they’re like, uh, decorations for your house, inside or outside, that use water. Some are big, some are small. I saw one at the store the other day, big as a door, they called it “Wall Hanging Waterfall…

Alright, let’s talk about this “spa service feature” thingy, the one they got in them crossword puzzles. You know, the kind my grandkids are always scribbling on. I ain’t no fancy pants, but I can tell ya a thing or two about what goes on in them spas, seen enough on TV, heard enough from the ladies at the market. So, what’s a spa service feature, huh? Well, it could be all sorts of things, depending on what them puzzle makers are thinking. Could be somethin’ simple, like a facial….

Alright, listen up, y’all! We gonna talk about this shaman stuff, this “season of discovery” and them “runes,” whatever they are. Don’t know much about fancy words, but I know a thing or two about getting things done, and this here shaman business, well, it’s like tending a garden, gotta know what seeds to plant and where. First off, this “dual wield” thing. Sounds like holdin’ two axes to me, like my ol’ man used to do when he chopped wood. Apparently, you gotta learn it from some quest in…