Colin

This here totem of intimidation, you see, it ain’t just some old junk. It’s a thing, a real important thing. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s somethin’ special. You gotta go to this place, Anachronia, they call it. Big scary dinosaurs there, I hear. Feral ones, too! But you gotta be brave, gotta get that totem of intimidation. Now, I heard you gotta kill them slayer monsters. Big and mean, I bet. But that’s how you get it. You kill them, and maybe, just maybe, you get a…

Hey there, you little rascals! Today, I wanna talk about that game, what’s it called? Oh yeah, Totem MapleStory. That thing, it’s got some stuff, some called “totems”. Some folks say they help you get strong, some folks say they do nothin’. This one fella, he said, just do two things, Yu Garden and Afterlands, get your main thing up. What’s that “main stat”? I don’t know. Sounds fancy. He also said, horse and tea pot, from Yu Garden, they drop regular. Drop what? I don’t know that either. He…

This here pot tarot guidebook, it’s somethin’ else. You know, I seen a lot of things in my day, but these cards, they got a way of showin’ ya what’s what. Seventy-eight of ’em, all with pictures and stories. Some folks say they can tell the future. I don’t know about all that, but they sure do make ya think. And if you have some pot, this pot tarot is for you. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I been around the block a few times. This guidebook, it’s like…

That Totem Lake Transit Center, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it all the time. It’s over there in Kirkland, that place near the lake, you know. Big place, lots of buses comin’ and goin’. If you wanna go to Totem Lake, lots of buses go there. I heard some folks say it’s easy to get to. You just gotta find the right bus, they say. Some buses go straight there, some you gotta switch. That’s what I heard. Some buses, like that 255, that one goes there. I think it…

Alright, listen up, you young’uns! This here’s about them phase 3 paladin runes. Phase 3, they call it. Back in my day, we didn’t have no phases, just hard work and tougher days! These runes, they some kinda magic thingamajigs you gotta find. Make you stronger, I reckon. So, these paladin runes, they ain’t just lyin’ around. You gotta go lookin’ for ’em. They in different places. Some folks say you gotta do quests. Quests, pfft! Like I got time for that! But if you want them runes, you gotta…

This here thing, this totem Idaho map, it’s a head-scratcher, ain’t it? You see these things, these totem poles, they’re like them tall wood carvings, you know? And Idaho, well, that’s a place out west. Heard it’s got lots of potatoes. Now, why they got these totem poles in Idaho, I ain’t too sure. Maybe folks out there like them. I seen a picture once, said there’s some in a place called Boise. Said they were bronze, shiny metal. Three of ’em, all different sizes. Like a mama, a papa,…

This here thing, this moonlight tarot cards, it’s a head-scratcher, ain’t it? Some folks say it tells the future, some say it’s a load of hogwash. I don’t rightly know, but I’ve heard tell of it, and it’s got me thinkin’. They say this moonlight tarot, you can do it on the computer now. Fancy that! Back in my day, we didn’t have no computers. We had chickens and chores, that’s what we had. But these young folks, they got all these gadgets. And this tarot cards reading, they say…

Well, well, well, look at all these young’uns runnin’ around playin’ that there game, what’s it called? Season of Discovery? My grandson, bless his heart, he tries to explain it to me, but it all goes over my old head. He was talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called “phase 2 warrior runes” the other day. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? He was mighty excited, though. Seems like these here runes are important for his game. So, I thought I’d try to figure out what all the fuss is about. This whole…

This here thing, totem arro, it’s somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s like magic for your ears. Now, I ain’t no fancy music person, but I like a good tune as much as the next gal. So, I got to thinkin’, maybe I should learn a bit more about this totem arro thingamajig. They say it’s a speaker, but not just any old speaker. It’s a special kind, a “mini-tower” they call it. Sounds kinda fancy, don’t it? Like a little building just for your music….

Well, let me tell you, I keep seeing this number 1235. It’s like it’s followin’ me around! I see it on the clock, on the license plates, even on the grocery store receipt, 12.35, the total. Now, I ain’t one for fancy book learnin’, but my granddaughter, she’s always on that internet thing, she told me about somethin’ called “angel numbers.” Says these numbers are messages from the angels. So, what does 1235 mean in angel numbers? I gotta figure it out. I heard that angel number 1235 is like…