Colin

Well, let me tell you, I keep seeing this number 1235. It’s like it’s followin’ me around! I see it on the clock, on the license plates, even on the grocery store receipt, 12.35, the total. Now, I ain’t one for fancy book learnin’, but my granddaughter, she’s always on that internet thing, she told me about somethin’ called “angel numbers.” Says these numbers are messages from the angels. So, what does 1235 mean in angel numbers? I gotta figure it out. I heard that angel number 1235 is like…

That Odin, he’s a big shot, you know? He’s always mixed up in somethin’. This time, it’s them runes. What are runes? They are like, you know, little marks, like when you write somethin’ down, but old-timey. Odin and runes, they go together like, well, like beans and rice. He’s the big cheese when it comes to those things. They say he got them runes in a real strange way. Hung himself upside down from a big old tree. They call it the Yggdrasil tree. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t…

My runes, oh boy, they can be upgraded! Ain’t that somethin’? I tell ya, these things, they got a mind of their own. But I figured it out, how to make ’em better. Stronger. Just like my old man used to say, “Gotta work with what ya got.” First, I needed this thing called a Yellow Turban Soldier’s Rune. Don’t ask me what it means, it just is what it is. I got one. It was just lying there, like a lost puppy. Then, I had to beat up a…

This here thing, they call it a rugged totem multitool. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t nothin’ but a tool, just like the ones my old man used to use on the farm. This one, though, it’s for them silencers they put on guns. Keeps ’em quiet, like when you’re huntin’ and don’t wanna scare off all the critters. Now, I ain’t never used one of them silencers myself. Back in my day, we didn’t have no need for such things. We just shot straight, and that was that….

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about them robin totem birds. I seen a lot of ’em in my day, flittin’ about, singin’ their little songs. They’re right pretty, them red-breasted ones. Folks say they mean somethin’, you know? Like a sign, or somethin’. I heard tell, some folks, they think them robins is like, a message. Yeah, a message from someone who ain’t here no more. Like, if you see a robin, maybe it means someone you loved, who’s passed on, is thinkin’ of ya. Kinda like they’re sayin’…

Well, let me tell you, this number 2, it’s been popping up everywhere lately. Keeps showing up, like a stubborn weed in my garden. Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar, but I got a feeling about this number 2 meaning something more than just, well, two. It’s like the universe is trying to tell me somethin’, you know? I seen it on the clock, 2:22. Then there were two crows squawking outside my window. Two, mind you! And just the other day, I cracked open an egg for my breakfast,…

You know what? This old bone hear lotsa folks talkin’ ’bout them rabbit totem animal meaning. What’s that all about, huh? Rabbit, that fluffy little thing jumpin’ around. Well, let me tell ya, that little bunny ain’t just cute and cuddly. There’s more to it than meets the eye, I tell ya what. Some folks say rabbit meanin’ is all about bein’ quick on your feet. They jump and they hop, and they get outta the way real fast. Like when a fox is chasin’ ’em. They gotta be fast,…

This here picea blue totem, it’s a kind of tree, you know? I seen a lot of trees in my day, but this one, it’s somethin’ else. It’s got this blue color, like the sky after a good rain, all washed clean. They call it a spruce, this picea blue totem. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just a tree, like any other, only bluer. They say this picea blue totem, it grows slow. Real slow. Like a watched pot that never boils. You plant it, you might not even…

Oh, honey, you wanna know if that fella loves ya, huh? Well, them tarot cards, they got a way of showin’ things, but ain’t nothin’ simple, ya know? This ain’t no yes or no game. Life’s messier than a pigpen after a rainstorm, and love? Shoot, that’s the muddiest part of all. So you wanna know, does he love me tarot cards? Let’s see what them cards say. Now, I seen a lot in my days, seen folks come and go, hearts mend and break. These cards, they just a…

That Lillia, she’s a real handful in that ARAM, I tell ya. She’s like a deer, jumpin’ around and all that. She needs some good Lillia ARAM Runes to get the job done. My neighbor’s kid, he plays this game all day, and he’s always goin’ on about these runes. He says you gotta have the right ones, or you’re gonna lose. So, let’s talk about these runes for Lillia. First thing, that Dark Harvest, that’s a good one. Makes her hit harder, like givin’ her a good ol’ whack…