Colin

Well, let me tell you about these here step-by-step crosswords, ya know, the kind that folks like to fiddle with. I ain’t no scholar, but I can tell ya a thing or two about ’em. What’s a Crossword Anyway? Now, some fancy folks call it a “cruciverbalist” game, but to me, it’s just fillin’ in the blanks. You got these squares, some goin’ across, some goin’ down, and you gotta stick letters in ’em to make words. Simple as that. But these step-by-step ones, they’re kinda special. They hold your…

Well now, listen here, I gotta tell ya ’bout that 5 of Swords card from the Tarot deck. Ain’t no simple card, no sir. It’s got a lot goin’ on in it, and if you ain’t careful, it’ll whip you around like a dust devil in a dry field. First off, you see them swords, right? Five of ’em, all shiny and sharp. That ain’t no picnic, that’s for sure. Swords, they mean trouble, they mean fightin’, they mean arguments. And five? That’s a whole heap of trouble, like a…

Well, let me tell ya about this orca totem pole thing, ya know, like them big ol’ wooden things the Injuns used to make. Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I heard some things ’bout what they mean. They say the orca, that’s the killer whale, it’s a big deal for them folks. First off, they say it’s all about family. Guess them whales stick together, just like a good family should. Then there’s this romance thing. Who knew a big ol’ whale could be romantic, huh? But…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about them fancy pants, the ones they call “dress slacks.” You know, the kind folks wear when they want to look all spiffed up. I ain’t no fashion expert, mind you, but I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two about what makes these pants… well, pants. We’re gonna talk about the “features,” you know, the bits and pieces that make ’em what they are. It’s kinda like a puzzle, a real head-scratcher sometimes, just like them crossword thingamajigs. So,…

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about that Four of Wands card in them Tarot decks. Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just a plain ol’ person who’s seen a thing or two, and this card, well, it just makes me smile like a jack-o’-lantern. This here Four of Wands, it’s all about happiness and good times, ya know? Like when the whole family gets together for a big ol’ shindig. You got yer aunts, uncles, cousins, grandkids, everyone laughin’ and carryin’ on. It’s like a…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Judd Apatow. I ain’t no fancy movie expert, ya hear? But I watched a few of his things, and they kinda stick with ya, like grits to a bowl. So, let’s gab about what makes his stuff…well, his stuff. This here article, it’s about the features of many Judd Apatow films, ya know, the things that make ’em… him. First off, this Apatow fella, he likes his jokes. But not just any jokes, mind you. He likes the kinda jokes that make you…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them eldar runes, whatever them things are. Folks talk about ’em like they’re some kinda magic, and maybe they are, I dunno. I ain’t no scholar, just tellin’ it like I see it. What Are Eldar Runes Anyway? Now, from what I gather, these runes, they’re like letters, but not like the ABCs we learned in school. They’re all twisty and turny, kinda like chicken scratch if you ask me. But them eldar folk, they used ’em for writin’ stuff down, on rocks, on…

Alright, let’s talk about this Tower card, you know, the one with the tall building getting zapped by lightning. Folks say it means big changes, the kind that knock you on your butt. What’s This Tower Card All About Anyway? So, this here Tower card, it ain’t pretty pictures of flowers and sunshine, no sir. It’s the sixteenth card in them big cards, the Major Arcana they call it. And lemme tell ya, it’s all about things falling apart. Think of it like this: you built yourself a nice, tall…

Alright, let’s talk about this 5 and 2 thing, ya know? Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even though this old brain ain’t what it used to be. First off, it depends on what you’re talkin’ about, see? If you’re lookin’ at them numbers just plain, like at the market, well, 5 is 5 and 2 is 2. Five apples and two oranges, nothin’ complicated there. But then them smarty-pants folks, they start doin’ things to them numbers. Like that division stuff….

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this fella, John Coltrane, and his music. I ain’t no fancy music expert, but I know what I like, ya know? And lots of folks like that Coltrane fella’s tunes. So, let’s talk about what makes his music so special, the kind of stuff you just can’t ignore. First off, this man, he could play that horn like nobody’s business. Folks say he had a “beautiful tone.” Now, I don’t know all them fancy words, but I know it sounded good. Real good….