Colin

Alright, let’s gab about this gorilla thing, you know, like the big monkey. Some folks call it a “totem,” sounds fancy, but I just say it’s like a sign or somethin’. What’s a Gorilla Totem All About Anyway? So, this gorilla, it ain’t just some dumb animal. It means stuff, you see? Like, if you’re drawn to it, or keep seein’ pictures of it, maybe it’s tryin’ to tell ya somethin’. It’s like when you keep hearin’ the same song on the radio, you start thinkin’ it means somethin’, right?…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about them tarot cards, shall we? Folks always gabbing ’bout which card’s theirs, like it’s some kinda birthmark. Me, I just say, “Cards is cards,” but I reckon some folks get a kick outta figurin’ this stuff out. So, if you’re one of them, let’s get down to it. Now, this here tarot card quiz thing, it ain’t rocket science. Don’t need no fancy degrees or nothin’. Just gotta answer some questions, honest-like, and see what pops up. It’s like them personality tests in…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here creature feature toys. I ain’t no expert or nothin’, but I seen some things, and I heard some things, ya know? Folks are all a-buzz about ’em. First off, what in the tarnation is a creature feature toy, you might ask? Well, from what I gather, it’s like, uh, toys. But not just any toys. These here are special. They’re, like, monsters and stuff. Not the scary kind, well, maybe a little, but mostly the kinda cute, kinda weird ones. Like…

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “fertility totem” thing. Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, and I reckon I can tell ya a bit about what folks believe helps with havin’ babies. What’s a fertility totem, anyway? Basically, it’s somethin’ folks think brings good luck for gettin’ pregnant. Could be anythin’ really – a stone, a charm, a picture, heck, even a dang ol’ turtle! Yep, you heard that right. Some folks believe turtles…

Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this here… whatchamacallit… tarot card holder thingy. Don’t go gettin’ all highfalutin on me now, it ain’t rocket science. First off, you gotta have them cards, right? Like, them tarot cards. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I hear tell there’s all sorts of ’em. Some folks say you gotta pick a deck that, you know, feels like… well, like YOU. Like it understands your soul and all that jazz. Other folks, the ones that go around readin’ cards for other people, maybe…

Alright, let’s talk about this lymph node thingy, you know, the one the doctor was yapping about. He used all them big words, made my head spin like a top. But I figured it out, kinda. It ain’t that hard once you get past all the fancy talk. We’re gonna correctly label the following anatomical features of the lymph node, just like the doc wanted, but in plain English, you hear? First off, think of this lymph node like a little bean, see? It’s small, real small, maybe the size…

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about them tarot cards, you know, the ones with all them pretty pictures. Folks say they can tell ya a thing or two ‘bout what’s comin’ your way. Now, I ain’t no fancy reader or nothin’, but I’ve seen enough to know that some cards just like to hang out together. And when they do, it’s like they’re gossiping, telling a bigger story than they would on their own. We gonna call these here things tarot card combinations. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry…

Alright, let’s talk about this… this eagle thing on a stick, a totem pole, they call it. Folks say it’s important, so let’s see what the fuss is all about. What’s this Eagle on a Stick Anyway? Now, you see these tall, wooden things, right? Big ol’ poles with all sorts of critters carved on ’em. That’s a totem pole. And sometimes, you see an eagle right up there, real high and mighty. Them eagles ain’t just for show. They mean somethin’. I heard tell that for some folks, the…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them Paladin thingamajigs, them…runes, yeah, in that World of Warcraft thingy, the Season of Discovery, the second whatchamacallit…phase. My boy, he plays this game all day long, and I hear him yellin’ about these runes. So, I asked him, and he told me a bit, and I looked some stuff up on that computery thing. So, first things first, them Paladin runes, they ain’t just gonna jump out at ya. You gotta work for ’em, like pullin’ weeds in the garden, but way more…computer-y. Gotta…

Alright, let’s talk about this here Kohler 23 hp engine, the one that’s acting up and won’t run on high speed. It’s a real pain, you know? Like a mule that just won’t giddy up. First thing’s first, don’t go messing around too much if you don’t know what you’re doing. These engines, they ain’t toys. The book says somethin’ about overspeed bein’ dangerous and messin’ with the warranty. Said somethin’ about 3750 RPM, whatever that means. Just don’t push it too hard, y’hear? Now, one of the common problems,…