Colin

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here thing I saw. It’s called, uh, “the sexually possessed slut featuring eva nyx with damion dayski.” Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean, but I’ll tell ya what I seen. So, there’s this gal, Eva Nyx, they call her. Cute as a button, with them little pigtails. First time she’s on this “Hussie Pass” thing, whatever that is. Sounds like a fancy bus ticket to me. They say she’s “sexually possessed.” Now, I ain’t never seen no ghost gettin’ into…

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “wall of runes,” or whatever them fancy folks call it. Don’t know much about it myself, but I’ve heard things, seen things, you know? Just gonna tell ya what I know, plain and simple, like it is. First off, runes, they ain’t just chicken scratch on rocks, no sirree. They’re more than that. Some say they’re like… like living things. Sounds crazy, I know, but that’s what they say. Imagine that! You carve somethin’ on a stone, and bam! It’s alive! Well, not alive…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… what’s it called? “Softer features,” yeah, that’s it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. It’s all about makin’ yourself look a bit… gentler, I guess. Like a fluffy kitten instead of a grumpy ol’ tomcat. You get what I mean? Now, I ain’t no fancy makeup artist, mind you. I just know what I see. And I see these young gals, they want to look pretty, not like they’re ready to wrestle a hog. So, what do they…

Alright, let’s talk about this rune book thing. You know, the one they say can tell you stuff. I ain’t no fancy scholar, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I’ll tell you what I know, simple and plain. First off, what are these runes anyway? They’re like little pictures, see? Each one means somethin’. Like, one might mean “sunshine,” another might mean “trouble,” you get the picture? Some folks say they’re old, real old, used by folks way back when. They carved ‘em on stones…

Well now, let’s talk about this here “spiritual time meaning.” Don’t go gettin’ all highfalutin on me, it ain’t that complicated. It’s just about… well, it’s about more than just that dang clock on the wall tickin’ away. What’s this here time, anyway? You see, time, it ain’t just about when to plant the corn or when the rooster crows. It’s about life, y’know? It keeps rollin’ on, like a river, always changin’ and always new. Some folks think it’s just about the minutes and hours, but it’s bigger than…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here “primitive camera feature” thing, like them city folks put in their crossword puzzles. I ain’t no fancy photographer, mind you, but I reckon I know a thing or two about old-timey stuff. So, this here “primitive camera feature,” the puzzle folks call it. Sounds mighty complicated, but it ain’t, not really. It’s just a fancy way of sayin’ a real simple thing. You see, back in the day, before all them fancy gadgets and gizmos, cameras weren’t nothin’ like they are now….

Alright, let’s talk about them fancy pool water things, the ones they call “modern pool water features.” I ain’t no expert, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I reckon I can tell you what’s what. First off, folks are always gussying up their pools these days. Used to be, a pool was just a hole in the ground filled with water. Now, they got all sorts of contraptions and doo-dads. It’s like they’re trying to make the swimming hole look like somethin’ out…

Alright, listen up, y’all! Gonna tell ya how to run one of them intra squad meets using that Meet Manager thingy. Don’t you worry none, I’ll make it plain as day, even if you ain’t never touched a computer before. This here “Meet Manager”, sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a tool, like a hoe or a rake, just gotta learn how to use it, that’s all. First off, ya gotta get that Meet Manager thing set up. They say it’s for swimmin’, but I reckon it can work…

Alright, let’s talk about this ballista totem support thingy, whatever it is. My grandson, he’s always playing these games, talking ’bout totems and builds and all that jazz. So, I figure, I’ll try and make sense of it for ya, just like I’m explainin’ how to make a good ol’ apple pie. First off, this ballista totem support, it ain’t somethin’ you use on its own. It’s like, you got your arrow shootin’ thing, or your magic wand thing, and this support thing makes it so’s you don’t gotta do…

How much hp tractor can run a soil pulverizer? Well, that’s a good question, ya know? It ain’t as simple as just hookin’ anything up and gettin’ to work. You gotta think about a few things. First off, what in tarnation is a soil pulverizer anyway? Some folks call it a soil conditioner, or a seedbed prep tool, or even a landscape rake. Sounds fancy, but it’s just a thing ya stick on the back of your tractor to break up the ground. Makes it all nice and soft for…