Colin

Alright, let’s talk about this here Toteme quilted coat. Folks been yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just call it like I see it. Now, this coat, they say it’s “oversized.” Means it’s big, real big. Like you could fit a whole ‘nother person in there with ya, maybe even two scrawny chickens. That ain’t necessarily a bad thing, mind you. Comes winter, you can layer up underneath like nobody’s business. Wear a sweater,…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this tarot deck interview spread thing. You know, like when you get yourself a new deck of them cards, the pretty ones with all the pictures? Yeah, that’s what we’re gabbin’ about today. So, some folks, they say you gotta talk to your cards. Can you believe that? Talk to a bunch of cardboard! But hey, I ain’t one to judge. People do all sorts of strange things these days. Anyways, they call it an “interview,” like you’re sittin’ down with the mayor or…

Alright, so you’re talkin’ ’bout them ground effect thingamajigs for your Ford R250, huh? The 2024 model, ya say? Well, let me tell ya, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no fancy cars, but I know a thing or two about keepin’ things down to earth, and that’s what these ground effects are all about, right? First off, what in tarnation are these running boards? Sounds like somethin’ you step on to get in your truck. And if these ground effect doodads go with ’em, I guess they gotta make things…

Alright, let’s talk about this Ortisei place in Italy, where they got them ski runs. I heard tell it’s a good spot for skiing, you know, for folks who like to slide down hills on them long boards. Don’t know much about fancy skiin’ myself, but I can tell you what I heard. Skiing Season and Weather: Now, they say the best time to go is from early December to the end of March. That’s when the snow is good and the sun’s shinin’. They say there ain’t much rain…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this “angel hour meaning” thing. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But folks keep jabberin’ about these angel hours, so I figured I’d try to make some sense of it, you know, like you do when the chickens get loose – gotta figure out where they went and why. What are these Angel Hours, anyways? Some folks say it’s when the clock shows the same numbers, like 11:11 or 3:33. They call ’em “mirror…

Alright, let me tell ya about this here Gecko Run: Marble Run Deluxe thingamajig. It ain’t your grandpappy’s marbles, that’s for sure. First off, they say it’s “deluxe,” which I guess means fancy. But don’t you go thinkin’ it’s too complicated for us regular folk. It’s just a bunch of tracks and whatnots, like a rollercoaster for marbles, but way more bendy and twisty. They got this “starter set,” see? Comes with everything you need to get them marbles a-rollin’. Zippin’ and zaggin’, they say. Bouncin’ and skippin’. Sounds like…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this totem woodpecker thing, ya know? Don’t go thinkin’ I’m some fancy expert, I’m just tellin’ ya what I’ve heard and seen, the way us plain folk understand it. What’s a Totem, Anyway? First off, this “totem” word, it just means somethin’ special, somethin’ that represents a family or a group of people. Like, back in the day, folks used to have animals or plants or what have you, as their kinda symbol, ya follow? So, a totem woodpecker, well, that just means the…

Alright, let’s talk about this… what they call it? Yeah, 3333333 angel number. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But what’s it all mean, really? Well, I’ve heard some things, and I’ll tell ya what I understand, in my own way. First off, they say it’s a sign from, you know, up there. Angels or somethin’. Like they’re whisperin’ in your ear, sayin’, “Hey, you! You’re doin’ alright! Keep goin’!” It’s like a pat on the back from the heavens, see? Like when you bake a good pie and everyone says it’s…

Alright, so you wanna know about this… this 120mm thingy, Louboutin, right? Sounds fancy, like somethin’ those city folks jabber about. But don’t you worry, I’ll break it down for ya, simple and plain, like how we talk back home. So, this “120mm Louboutin feature”… it’s like a puzzle thing, see? Folks got these newspapers, and they got these squares, all empty, and you gotta fill ’em in. It’s called a “crossword,” like words crossin’ each other. Now, this Louboutin part, that’s a name, like Mary or John, but fancier….

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this here movie thing, the “X Fan Event Featuring MaXXXine Sneak Peek.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just a scary movie show, like them ones they used to show at the drive-in, only now they got these newfangled picture houses. This here “MaXXXine” movie, it’s part of a whole bunch of ’em, a trilogy they call it. Means there’s three of ’em. And this one here is the last one, the grand finale, like they say. This special show thing, they’re…