Colin

[Article Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this Quinn thing in ARAM, huh? Listen, I don’t know much about these fancy computer games, but my grandson, he plays this all the time. He yells about “Quinn” and “ARAM” and all sorts of nonsense. So I asked him, and he tried to explain it to me, like I’m some kinda genius. But I got the gist of it, I think. This Quinn, she’s one of them characters, and ARAM is, well, it’s a kind of game mode, whatever that means….

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this “esempio di * per richiamare altra routine” thing. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but callin’ one part of your program from another, ya hear? What’s this “*” thing anyway? Well, imagine you got a bunch of chores to do around the house. You got washin’ clothes, cookin’ dinner, and feedin’ the chickens. Instead of doin’ it all at once in a big mess, you break it down, right? You wash clothes first, then cook, then feed the chickens. “*” is kinda like that….

Alright, let’s talk about this Justice card in that tarot deck, you know, the one with the lady holding the scales and a sword. It ain’t rocket science, let me tell ya. First off, this card, it’s all about being fair, like when you’re divvying up a pie and everyone gets a slice the same size. No shortchangin’ nobody, see? If you been doin’ good, bein’ honest and all, well then, good things are gonna come back to you. That’s just how it is, like plantin’ corn, you reap what…

Alright, so you wanna get someone a tarot deck, huh? It ain’t as easy as pickin’ apples, I tell ya. You gotta put some thought into it, or you’ll end up with somethin’ they’ll just shove in a drawer and forget about. First thing’s first, you gotta think about what kind of person you’re buyin’ for. Are they all fancy and like pretty things? Or are they more down-to-earth, like me? That’s gonna help you figure out what kinda deck to get. Now, there’s all sorts of different decks out…

[Article Body] Alright, let’s talk about this thunderbird thing, you know, the one they carve on them poles and stuff. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ve heard things, seen things, and I can tell ya what I know. What’s this thunderbird anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s a big ol’ bird, bigger than any eagle you ever did see. Some folks say it’s like a person-bird, you know, with human-like things goin’ on. Can you imagine that? A bird that’s kinda like us? Weird, huh? Anyways,…

Alright, let’s yak about this Skin Spirit Totem Lake thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would go for. But hey, if it makes ya look good, who am I to judge, right? What’s the Big Deal about Skin Spirit Totem Lake? Now, from what I gather, Skin Spirit, this place is all about makin’ your skin look pretty and smooth, like a baby’s bottom, ya know? They do all sorts of stuff, like gettin’ rid of wrinkles, them lines on your face that make ya…

[Body] Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this gypsy free tarot reading thing. Don’t know much about fancy words or city folk stuff, but I know a thing or two about readin’ things, ya know? Like readin’ the weather by the way the cows act, or readin’ if the harvest gonna be good by the feel of the dirt. So, this gypsy tarot, it’s kinda like that, but with cards. They got these pretty pictures on ’em, all colorful and whatnot. And they say these pictures can tell ya stuff….

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… uh… free Celtic Cross tarot reading thing. My grandkid showed me this on that computery thing, said it’s like, tellin’ fortunes with pictures. Now, I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, but let me tell ya, folks back in the day, we had our own ways of figurin’ things out. Like, if a black cat crossed your path, that meant somethin’, you know? Or if a bird flew into your house… well, that wasn’t good, let me tell ya. So, this tarot stuff, it’s…

Alright, so you wanna play that there Simpsons game, the one where you drive around and do all sorts of crazy stuff? Hit and Run, they call it. And you wanna play it on your computer or your phone, huh? Well, some smart folks made this thing called Dolphin Emulator. It’s like a magic box that lets you play old games from those Nintendo GameCube and Wii thingamajigs. Don’t ask me how it works, it just does, like them newfangled microwaves. Now, this Dolphin thingy, you can get it for…

Alright, let’s talk about this “poe multiple totems” thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya, same way I’d explain how to shuck corn or chase a chicken out of the garden. So, from what I gather, these “totems” are like, I dunno, magical sticks you stick in the ground? And they do stuff for you, like fightin’ or castin’ spells. Normally, you can only have one of these things at a time, which seems kinda stingy if you ask me. Like…