Colin

Alright, let’s talk about this here knee joint, or whatever them fancy doctors call it, the “tibiofemoral joint”. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Basically, it’s where your thigh bone meets your shin bone, you know, the big bones in your leg. What is this Tibio-thingy Joint Anyway? It’s the biggest joint in your whole body, bigger than your elbow or your knuckles, that’s for sure. It’s the one that lets you walk, squat, and do all sorts of things. You wouldn’t be able to get around too good without…

[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this… this uh… opossum thing, right? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words though, I’m just tellin’ it like it is. First off, they call it a “totem” animal. Sounds all highfalutin, don’t it? But it just means this critter, this opossum, it’s got some kinda special meanin’ for ya. Like it’s tryin’ to tell ya somethin’. Now, these opossums… they ain’t pretty, that’s for sure. Look like big rats with bald tails, if you ask me….

Alright, so you keep seein’ this number 129 everywhere, huh? Like, on the clock, on receipts, even on them dang license plates. Don’t you go frettin’ now, it ain’t nothin’ to be scared of. It’s just your angels tryin’ to jaw at you, that’s all. What’s this 129 all about then? Well, from what I gather, this here 129 angel number is like a big ol’ thumbs up from upstairs. It means you’re on the right track, even if it don’t feel like it all the time. You know, like…

[Body] Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this smellin’ stuff, you know, how we get a whiff of things. They call it “olfactory receptors” and all that fancy talk, but it’s just how your nose knows what’s cookin’, if ya catch my drift. First off, you gotta have this bone thingy, right? It’s called the “cribriform plate of ethmoid bone.” Sounds mighty important, but it’s just a kinda shelf up in your nose where all the smellin’ bits sit. Like a porch for your smellin’ cells, ya see? Then…

Alright, let’s talk about this White Numen Tarot thing. I don’t know much about fancy cards, but I’ll tell you what I see, ya know? So, this deck, it’s kinda like those old Rider-Waite cards everyone knows. You know, the ones with the pictures? But this one’s got a couple extra cards. One’s called the Black Numen, sounds scary, like somethin’s gonna break. And the other’s the White Numen, that’s the one we’re talkin’ about. They say it means makin’ somethin’ new. Like plantin’ a seed and watchin’ it grow,…

Alright, let’s gab about them ceramic yard totems, you know, the things folks stick in their yards to make ’em look fancy. I seen some real pretty ones and some that look like a dog’s breakfast, but hey, to each their own, I always say. First off, what the heck are these things anyway? Well, they’re like big, tall piles of ceramic stuff, stacked up like a kid’s blocks but way prettier. You got your balls, your squares, your…thingamajigs, all stuck together and baked hard like a good pie crust….

Alright, so you wanna know about this “bill featuring Ben”, huh? Let me tell ya, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know a thing or two about money, ya hear? What’s this “Bill Featuring Ben” All About? Well, it ain’t rocket science. When them smarty-pants folks talk about a “bill featuring Ben,” they’re just talkin’ about a hundred-dollar bill. Yep, that green piece of paper with old Ben Franklin’s face on it. He was one of them founding fathers, or so they say. Always lookin’ serious in that…

Alright, so you wanna know about that 00000 angel number, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t just some random number. It’s like the Big Man upstairs is tryin’ to get your attention, ya know? Like He’s wavin’ a big ol’ flag in front of your face sayin’, “Hey! Look here!” What’s this 00000 all about then? Some folks say it means big changes are comin’. Like, real big. The kind that shake things up and make you look at life a whole new way. It’s like, you been plantin’…

Alright, so you young’uns wanna know about them warlock runes in that World of Warcraft thingy, huh? Season of Discovery, they call it. Sounds fancy, but it’s just a game, like them cards we used to play, only on that there computer screen. Now, I ain’t no fancy mage or nothin’, but I heard folks talkin’ down at the market ’bout these runes. Seems like they make your warlock fella stronger, like eatin’ a whole mess of chicken before a hard day’s work. What are these Runes Anyway? From what…

Alright, so you wanna know about this dub music, huh? Let me tell ya, it ain’t nothin’ fancy like that city music them youngsters listen to. It’s got this…this thump to it, you know? Like a heartbeat, but real low and deep. That’s what they call the bass, I think. I heard someone sayin’ it’s like them garage bands, but…less. Less noise, less everything, just that thump, thump, thump. Keeps goin’ and goin’. Some folks add other stuff, little bits and pieces, but it’s always that bass that gets ya….