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You know what? I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this thing called Prisma Visions Tarot. Sounds fancy, don’t it? I don’t know much ’bout these things, but I’ll tell ya what I heard. They say it’s a whole bunch of cards, 79 of ’em, all with pretty pictures. And it comes with a book, ’bout a hundred pages, written by some fella named James R. Eads. This Prisma Visions Tarot, they say it’s like another one he made before, but this one’s got more to it, I reckon. More cards,…

You know that TV show, MASH? My grandson, he showed it to me on that computer thing. Lots of army folks, always in trouble. But you see ’em drinking soda sometimes. Reminds me of the old days, we didn’t have all them fancy drinks back then. One time, I saw on that show, they had a soda. It got me thinking ’bout all the different kinds of sodas there are now. Back in my day, it was just a few. Now, there’s a whole bunch! This one, I think it…

This here thing, property runes in Pathfinder 2e, it ain’t no walk in the park, lemme tell ya. It’s like tryin’ to teach a pig to sing, but I’ll try to make it simple for ya. Now, these property runes, they’re like special somethin’-somethin’s you put on your gear, you know? Like puttin’ extra gravy on your mashed taters. They make your stuff better, stronger, maybe even shinier. They say you can put ’em on armor, on weapons, make ’em tougher than a two-dollar steak. And they say these runes,…

Well, let me tell you, I been hearin’ a lot ’bout this here lotus tarot yes no thing lately. Folks are sayin’ it’s a way to get answers, quick and easy. Just like pickin’ a card from a deck, they say. Sounds a bit like those fortune tellers down at the county fair, but I reckon it’s worth a look-see. This lotus tarot, it is somethin’ special, I guess. Now, I ain’t one for fancy words or nothin’, but I understand the gist of it. You got a question burnin’…

Well, let me tell you, these live tarot cards, they’re somethin’ else. I seen a lot of things in my time, but this here, it’s a whole new ball game. They say these cards can tell you about your life, your love, all that stuff. Some folks say it’s true. Others say it’s a bunch of baloney. Me? I just like to see what they got to say. First off, you gotta know, there’s a whole bunch of these cards. They got all sorts of pictures on ’em. Like, I…

This here totem dress, I heard it’s all the rage now. City folks, they wear these things, cost a pretty penny. They say it’s fancy, from some place called, uh, “Toe-team” or somethin’. I seen pictures. They got all kinds, long ones, short ones. Some plain, some with all sorts of, uh, doohickeys on ’em. Now, I ain’t one for fancy clothes. Give me a good, sturdy work dress any day. Something that can handle a day in the garden, or chasing after them chickens. But this totem dress, it…

So, you wanna know about them run flat tires on them BMW cars, huh? Well, lemme tell you, I heard a thing or two about ’em. See, these tires, they’re kinda special. They ain’t like the regular ones, no sir. These fellas, you can get a hole in ’em, and they just keep on goin’. It’s like magic, I tell ya! My neighbor’s boy, he got a fancy BMW, you know the type, shiny and new. He was tellin’ me about these here run flat tires BMW uses. He says…

Well, let me tell you, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout them Scandinavian facial features the other day. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t all that complicated, really. Just some things that make them folks from up north look the way they do. Now, they say these Scandinavian folks, they often got that light, light hair. Like the color of straw, you know? And their eyes? Blue, like the summer sky after a good rain. Not all of ’em, mind you, but a whole bunch. My neighbor, she got…

Well, let me tell you, this here computer stuff, it ain’t easy. But my grandson, he’s a smart one. He showed me this thing called “Spring Boot”. He says it helps you make things run on a schedule, like when you gotta water the garden or feed the chickens. It is all about run cron every two days spring boot. He told me it is important. Now, I ain’t no computer whiz, but I reckon I can explain it in a way that even ol’ Bessie the cow could understand….

Yo, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Neeko thing in that ARAM game. It ain’t too shabby, I reckon. Heard some folks sayin’ she wins ’bout half the time, maybe a smidge more. That’s like flippin’ a coin, heads or tails, and she’s landin’ on heads just a bit more often, ya know? So, she ain’t the worst, but she ain’t the best neither. She’s just kinda in the middle, like the middle child nobody pays no mind to. Now, I ain’t no fancy gamer, but I heard these young’uns…