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Well, let me tell you, this here “program features” thing, it’s like them fancy gadgets folks got nowadays. Lots of buttons and whatchamacallits. This here’s about them computer programs, you see. They got all these features, like a field’s got rows of corn. Make it do all kind of things. This “programming,” it’s like when you tell your neighbor’s kid to fetch water from the well. You gotta tell ’em real clear, or they’ll just stand there lookin’ confused. Same with computers. It is like talk between people and computers….

Well, let me tell ya, this thing called free love tarot reading by date of birth, it’s a real head-scratcher. But folks is talking about it, so I tried to figure it out. Seems like it’s got somethin’ to do with when you was born and them cards with pictures on ’em. They say it can tell ya ’bout your love life. My neighbor, she tried it. Said it was like magic. Now, I don’t know ’bout magic, but I do know everyone wants to find love. That’s just how…

This here story is about that Rubenstein Rabbit Run Road Nantucket MA. Ain’t never been there myself, but I heard tell of it. Sounds like a right fancy place, that Nantucket. Lots of folks go there, I reckon. They say it’s an island, way out in the water. You gotta take a boat, or maybe one of them airplanes. Now, this Rabbit Run Road, I hear it’s a new thing. They’re building it up, making it all nice for folks to live there. Fancy houses, I bet. Probably cost a…

Mordekaiser, that big fella in the game, you know? Some folks call him Morde, I just call him trouble. He’s a real tough one in that ARAM game mode, always stompin’ around and causin’ a ruckus. So, you wanna know about them runes, huh? Well, I heard tell there’s these things called “runes” that make him even stronger. Like givin’ him extra strength or somethin’. I ain’t no expert, but I’ll tell ya what I know. This one called Conqueror, that’s a good one. Makes him hit harder the longer…

Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout this printin’ business. It ain’t as simple as it looks, but it ain’t rocket science neither. You got these fancy machines nowadays that do all sorts of things, it’s a print features world out there. First off, you gotta know what you’re printin’. Is it words? Is it pictures? Is it one of them fancy books with all them colors? That makes a difference, you see. That will influence the print features you need. Different print features for different jobs. Then you gotta…

Well, well, well, looky here! You wanna know about that free 32 card tarot reading, huh? I heard about it, they say it can tell ya things. Things you didn’t even know you needed tellin’! It is a divinatory, yeah, I heard that word before. Sounds fancy, don’t it? So, this here tarot thing, it ain’t like readin’ the newspaper. Nope, it’s like, them cards, they got pictures on ’em. And them pictures, they mean somethin’. Like, if you got a picture of a man holdin’ a stick, maybe that…

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this thing, this “mf runes aram,” whatever that is. Sounds like some kinda fancy city talk to me. But my grandson, he’s always on that computer, clackin’ away. He told me a little somethin’ somethin’ about it. Said it’s about some game, some Miss Fortune thing. And these “runes,” they make her strong, I reckon. And this “ARAM” is some kinda way to play the game. I don’t know, it all sounds mighty complicated to this old gal. He was sayin’ somethin’ about…

Well, let me tell you, this whole “kilt features” thing from that fancy Wall Street Journal, it got me thinkin’. What is that all about, huh? It’s like them crossword puzzles, always got me scratchin’ my head. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be. But this kilt thing, it’s about them skirts men wear, right? Them Scottish fellas. They got somethin’ special about ’em. Now, I ain’t no expert on these kilts. But I seen pictures, and heard folks talk. They say the main thing about a kilt…

This here facade tarot reading, it ain’t no hocus pocus, you hear? It’s like looking in a muddy puddle and seeing the sky. Sometimes you see what you wanna see, sometimes you see what you don’t. But it’s all there, reflected back at ya. I seen a lot of things in my time, more than these young folks with their fancy phones. These cards, they’re just like folks, got their own stories to tell. You lay ’em out, and they start whispering. Some folks say it’s the devil’s work. I…

Well, let me tell you, I seen this thing in the paper the other day, something called a “kilt features wsj crossword.” Now, I ain’t never been one for them fancy word games, but it got me thinking about them kilts. You know, them skirt things the Scottish fellas wear? My grandson showed me some pictures once, they look right peculiar. This here crossword thing, it’s like a puzzle, I reckon. You gotta figure out words that fit in them little boxes. And this one, it’s all about them kilt…