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Well, let me tell ya, I heard about these shoes, the Reebok Speed Breeze Memory Tech, they say they’re good for running. I don’t run much these days, my old bones ain’t what they used to be, but I remember when I was a young’un, I could run like the wind. Nowadays, I mostly just shuffle around, but I reckon these shoes could make even an old gal like me feel like runnin’ again. I saw some folks talking about ’em, they’re saying good things. These Reebok shoes, they got…

Alright, let’s talk about this Leblanc thing in ARAM, whatever that is. Kids these days and their games, I tell ya. But if you wanna win, you gotta know what to do, even if it sounds like gibberish to an old woman like me. So, this “LeBlanc” character, she’s a slippery one. Folks say she’s good for magic, and in that ARAM thingy, you gotta be smart about how you use her. First thing they talk about is “runes.” Sounds like something my grandma used to draw on the floor,…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Kled fella in that ARAM thingy. Don’t know what ARAM is? Well, it’s like a big ol’ brawl, everyone smackin’ each other in one long road. And Kled, he’s a feisty one, always ready for a fight. So, if you wanna win with him, you gotta know what’s what. First things first, runes. Yeah, runes. Them magic thingamajigs that make you stronger. For Kled, I reckon you wanna go with somethin’ that makes him hit harder and last longer. That Conqueror…

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “imitative feature in biology crossword” thing. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a puzzle, ya know? Like them word games they got in the newspapers, only this one’s about… well, biology stuff. What’s this “imitative feature” thing anyway? Sounds like one thing copyin’ another. Like when my neighbor’s kid mimics how I yell at them chickens when they get into my garden. That kid, a real copycat! But in biology, I reckon it’s more like… animals lookin’ or actin’ like somethin’ else. Keeps…

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about that head stuff when you’re out there poundin’ the pavement. You know, when your brain starts screamin’ at ya to stop, even though your legs could probably keep on goin’. We gotta figure out how to whoop those thoughts and keep on truckin’. It ain’t always easy, mind you, but it sure as heck ain’t impossible. Let’s call it “passing mental block when running”, so’s them fancy search engines know what we’re talkin’ about. First off, don’t go gettin’ all highfalutin with…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this number thing, 7474, they call it. Folks say it’s got some kinda special meanin’, like a message from up above, or somethin’. Don’t know much about fancy words, but I’ll tell ya what I reckon it means. 7474, What’s It All About? Now, this 7474, it ain’t just any old number. It’s like, see, you’re payin’ too much mind to one thing and lettin’ everything else go to pot. Like, you’re so busy waterin’ one flower, the rest of the garden dries up…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here owl on a totem pole thing, alright? Don’t you go thinkin’ I’m some fancy expert, ’cause I ain’t. I’m just a plain ol’ person, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell you what I know. First off, them totem poles, they ain’t just fancy sticks of wood, you know? Them Injuns, they made ’em, and they mean somethin’. They’s like stories carved in wood, tellin’ you ’bout their families and what happened way back when. They put all…

Alright, let’s talk about these here Cloudmonster running shoes, the black and magnet ones, size 7, you know? I ain’t no fancy shoe expert or nothin’, but I know what feels good on my feet, and that’s all that matters, right? First off, they got this real thick sole, like, real thick. They call it “max-cushioned” or somethin’. I just call it comfy. Like walkin’ on clouds, I guess, just like the name says. Cloudmonster, yeah, that kinda makes sense. It’s like you got a big ol’ pillow under your…

Alright, let’s talk about this here Four of Pentacles card, you know, the one with all them coins. Don’t go getting all fancy on me with them tarot words, I’ll tell ya what it means in plain speak. Upright, this card means holdin’ on tight. Real tight. Like you got a death grip on your purse strings. It’s about keepin’ what’s yours, whether it’s money, stuff, or even your feelin’s. You’re buildin’ somethin’ solid, like a good brick house, ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. You worked hard for it, right?…

Alright, let’s yak about this orca thing, the orca totem, you know? Folks say it means stuff, important stuff. First off, they say orcas are smart. Real smart. Smarter than my old rooster, that’s for sure. And they talk to each other, just like us hens in the henhouse, clucking away, but I reckon they use sounds we can’t even hear. These orcas, they got their own way of chattin’, like a secret language. Makes you wonder what they’re gossiping about, eh? Maybe about who caught the biggest fish, or…