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Alright, let’s talk about this “features of a dirty campaign” thing. Folks call it a crossword puzzle clue, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but figuring out the dirty tricks some folks use when they want to win somethin’, like an election or somethin’. So, what kinda stuff happens in a dirty campaign? I’ll tell ya, it ain’t pretty. First off, you got smears. That’s when they spread nasty stories about the other fella, true or not. They’ll dig up somethin’ from your past, even if it…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this iPhone clock thingy, ya know, the one on them fancy phones. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d give it a whirl and tell ya what I found. First off, this here iPhone, it ain’t just for makin’ calls no more. It’s got this clock app, and it’s got more stuff in it than a squirrel’s got nuts in the fall. They call ’em “features,” I reckon, like fancy extras on a new car. One big thing is this StandBy thingamajig….

Well, let me tell ya, this here “nude running,” it ain’t somethin’ I ever thought I’d be talkin’ about. But folks are doin’ it, so I guess it’s worth a gab. What is nude running anyway? Some folks say it’s just runnin’ around in your birthday suit, feelin’ the wind and all that. Naked as a jaybird, they say. Others, they reckon it’s more about leavin’ your phone and watch at home, just you and the road, no distractions. Either way, it sounds kinda crazy to me, but hey, to…

Hey there, young’uns! Let’s gab a bit about this Ekko fella in that ARAM thingamajig. You know, that crazy fightin’ place where everyone’s all bunched up. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what works for this Ekko boy. We gonna talk about Ekko ARAM runes, see? Gotta make him strong! Now, first things first, what are these “runes” anyway? Well, they’re like little magic charms, I reckon. They give Ekko a bit of a boost, make him…

Alright, let’s talk about this 2214 angel number thing, you know? Folks keep seeing it everywhere, and they’re all worked up about what it means. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I can tell ya what it seems like to me, plain and simple. So, what’s the big deal with 2214? Well, they say it’s a message, you see? Like them angels are tryin’ to get your attention. It’s like when your chickens start clucking real loud – somethin’s up! First off, you gotta look at the numbers themselves. You…

Well, I’ll tell ya, these Christian runes, they’re somethin’ else. Not sure what all the fuss is about, but folks keep talkin’ ’bout ’em. Some say they’re just old marks, like scratches on a rock or somethin’. You know, like the kinda marks you see on them old trees where the cows rub up against. But these here runes, they mean somethin’, or so they say. People carved ’em a long, long time ago. Way before my time, that’s for sure. My grandpappy used to tell stories ’bout old things,…

Alright, let’s talk about this “facial feature unique to humans” thing, you know, for that crossword puzzle. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ too complicated. It’s just stuff on your face that makes you, well, you, and not some monkey or dog. Now, I ain’t no scholar, never went to no fancy school. But I got eyes, same as you, and I see things. And one thing I see clear as day is that people got faces different from critters. We got this… this chin thing. Yeah, that’s it. That…

Listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this 1949 angel number thing. Folks say it’s got some kinda special meanin’, like a message from up above. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just a plain ol’ person tryin’ to make sense of things like the rest of ya. What’s this 1949 all about? Well, some say it’s a sign of good things comin’, like money growin’ on trees or somethin’. They call it “abundance,” which sounds fancy, but I reckon it just means havin’ enough and then some. Like when your…

Well now, let’s talk about these abundance runes, or whatever them fancy folks call ’em. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just a plain old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I reckon I can tell you what I know, simple and straight. What are these runes anyways? From what I gather, these runes are just old signs, like pictures, that people used way back when. They used ’em for all sorts, I hear. Some say they’re for magic, some say they’re just for writin’. Me? I think…

Alright, let’s yak about this goose thing, ya know, the goose totem. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I heard some things, seen some things, and I’m gonna tell ya ’bout it, the way I see it. First off, they say these geese been around for donkey’s years, like, twelve million years or somethin’. That’s a long time, even for a stubborn old woman like me. Means they’ve seen a whole heap of stuff happenin’ on this here earth. More’n you or me, that’s for sure. Now, some…