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Alright, let’s talk about these here glass totems. You know, them shiny things folks stick in their yards? Yeah, those. I seen ‘em around, and I gotta say, some look right purdy, and some… well, some look like a pile of junk. So, I figured, let’s figure out how to make ‘em look good, you know, the kind that make the neighbors jealous, not the kind that make ‘em call the junk man. First off, you gotta get yourself some glass. Now, don’t go breakin’ your good drinkin’ glasses, ya…

Alright, let’s chew the fat about this fly thing, you know, the one they call “fly totem.” Don’t get your knickers in a twist, it ain’t as fancy as it sounds. It’s just about them little buzzing critters, flies, and what they might mean if you’re thinking of getting one stuck on ya, like a tattoo or somethin’. I ain’t got no tattoos myself, mind you. Needles ain’t my cup of tea. But these young folks, they like all sorts of things. Now, first things first, flies ain’t exactly pretty,…

Alright, let’s talk about the stomach, you know, that thing inside ya where the food goes. I ain’t no fancy doctor, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how to say it. Stomach Parts, Ya Know, Like a Map of the Inside First off, the stomach ain’t just one big bag. It’s got parts, like a map or somethin’. Up top, where the food comes in, that’s the cardia. Think of it like the door to the stomach. It’s gotta open and close, see, so the…

Alright, let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… coxal joint. Sounds fancy, but it’s just your hip, you know? The thing you swing around when you’re dancing, or, well, when you used to dance, back in the day. Now, it mostly just aches, ha! So, the young’uns, they got all these big words for it. Anatomical features, they call ’em. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a fancy doctor’s office. But it’s just the parts, you see? Like the parts of a chicken, only this here chicken helps you walk and…

Hey there, y’all! Let’s yak about this thing called “limited run manhwa.” Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean, but I reckon it’s like them picture books the young’uns read, only they’re from some far-off place and ain’t got many copies. Sounds right scarce, don’t it? Now, I hear tell these “limited run manhwa” stories are somethin’ else. One I heard about is called, well, “Limited Run.” Catchy name, ain’t it? Anyways, it’s about this young fella, Seo Yeon-Oh, who’s tryin’ to be an actor. Bless his heart,…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about them mages in that World of Warcraft thingy, the Season of Discovery, whatever that is. My grandson, he keeps yellin’ about it. Says it’s important to get the right “runes” and “talents.” Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but he says it helps you zap things better, so here we go. First off, them mages, they need smarts. Like, real smarts. Not just book smarts, but know-how smarts. You gotta know which buttons to push, or you’ll end up lookin’ like…

Alright, let’s talk about this Limited Run Games thing, the one where you gotta pay upfront. You know, like when you want something real bad from the Sears catalog back in the day, you gotta send that money order first. Same kinda deal, but with these here video games. So, you see a game you like, shiny and new, gotta have it, right? They tell you it’s a “preorder,” means you gotta pay for it now, even if the game ain’t comin’ out for months. Months! Can you believe it?…

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… “contest featuring Apollo,” like them city folks say. I reckon it’s some kind of game, or a puzzle, somethin’ like that. Heard tell it was in one of them fancy New York Times newspapers. Them city slickers, always up to somethin’! So, this here “contest,” they say it’s got somethin’ to do with a fella named Apollo. Now, I ain’t never met no Apollo, but I reckon he must be somebody important if they’re puttin’ his name in the…

Well, let me tell ya, things ain’t always sunshine and rainbows, especially when you’re talkin’ ’bout them city folk and their fancy cars. I heard tell of this “hit and run” thing, yeah, sounds about right, someone hits ya and then runs off like a scared rabbit. Happens more’n you think, ‘specially in that Las Vegas place, all them bright lights and fast cars, people ain’t lookin’ where they goin’, that’s for sure. What in tarnation is a “Hit and Run” anyway? Now, from what I gather, this “hit and…

Well, let me tell ya, those oracle cards and tarot cards, they’re somethin’ else, ain’t they? Folks always talkin’ about ’em, but what’s the real deal, huh? Let me break it down for ya, the way I see it. Now, tarot cards, them’s the ones with all the rules and stuff. Seventy-eight cards, they say. Got all sorts of pictures and whatnots. Majors and Minors, they call ’em. Sounds fancy, but it’s just a bunch of cards, really. They got rules, though. Like, this card means that, and that card…