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Alright, let’s gab about these here classic tarot decks. You know, the ones folks always talkin’ about. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, just tellin’ ya what I’ve heard and seen. First off, there’s this Rider-Waite tarot deck. Seems like everyone and their grandma’s got one. And for good reason, I reckon. They say it’s a “classic for a reason,” and I guess that’s true. Pictures are plain as day, easy to understand even for a greenhorn like me. If you’re just startin’ out, this is probably the one…

Alright, let’s gab about this woodpecker thing, you know, the bird that likes to bang its head on trees. Folks say it’s got some kind of special meaning, a “totem” they call it. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya what I think. Woodpecker: That Noisy Bird with a Big Message You see, that woodpecker, it ain’t just peckin’ for nothin’. It’s busy, always busy. Always tappin’ away, like it’s got somethin’ important to say. And maybe it does. Maybe it’s tellin’ us to get busy too, you know? Stop sittin’…

Alright, let’s talk about these “angel numbers,” you know, the ones people keep jabbering about. Folks say they see ’em everywhere, like 111 or 444. They reckon it’s angels tryin’ to tell ’em somethin’. Now, I ain’t no scholar, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two, but I got some thoughts on this. Is it okay, this angel number stuff, for us Muslims? Well, it’s a bit of a mixed bag, ain’t it? Some folks say it’s downright haram, meaning forbidden. They say it’s like fortune-telling or…

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… sod runes shaman thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about smackin’ things and gettin’ things done, see? So, this shaman, right? They got these runes, like magic scribbles or somethin’, makes ‘em stronger. And sod? That’s just dirt, plain and simple. Guess it means we’re talkin’ about down-to-earth, practical shaman stuff. Now, I hear tell these shamans can do all sorts of things. Some like to hit things hard with two weapons. Like, one ain’t…

Alright, let’s talk about this iPhone clock thingy, the one them city folks at the New York Times are yapping about. I ain’t no fancy tech whiz, but I can tell ya what’s what. So, this clock app on the iPhone, it ain’t just for tellin’ time no more. Seems like they keep addin’ new stuff to it. Like them timers. You know, for when you’re cookin’ somethin’ and don’t wanna burn it. Now you can set a whole bunch of ’em, which is mighty handy if you got a…

Alright, let’s talk about these angel number shirts, ya know? Folks these days, they wear all sorts of things on their shirts. Pictures, words, numbers… everything! And now, these angel numbers, they’re all the rage. What are these angel number shirts anyway? Well, from what I gather, they’re just shirts with numbers on ‘em. But not just any numbers, mind you. These are special numbers, like 111, 222, 333, 444, 777, and even 888. People say these numbers mean somethin’, like a message from, well, angels I guess. I ain’t…

Alright, listen up, you young whippersnappers! I’m gonna tell ya about them… whatchamacallits… sod mage runes, yeah, that’s it. Where to find ’em, you know? This ain’t no fancy talk, just plain speakin’ so even you can understand. First off, you gotta know what these runes do. They ain’t just pretty rocks, no sirree. They give you mages some extra oomph, make your spells stronger, that kinda thing. Think of it like addin’ extra pepper to your stew, makes it kick a bit more, ya get me? Now, finding these…

Alright, let’s talk about this Facebook thingy, the one with the crossword. You know, the thing them youngsters are always fiddlin’ with on their phones. I ain’t no spring chicken, but even I heard about it. Seems like Facebook, they got all sorts of stuff on there now, not just pictures of grandkids and what people ate for dinner. They got this… crossword puzzle thing. Now, I ain’t never done one of them fancy crosswords in the newspaper, the ones with all them big words. Too much thinkin’ for my…

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this “totemo zako” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I heard folks jabberin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? Like them city folks say, “knowledge is power,” or somethin’ like that. First off, what in tarnation is a “totemo zako”? Sounds like somethin’ you’d feed the chickens, don’t it? Well, from what I gather, it’s got somethin’ to do with them internet things. You know, them computery gadgets the young’uns are always glued to….

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them durian stalls, you know? It’s that time of year again, durian season! Lordy, the smell is somethin’ else, ain’t it? But folks go crazy for it. If you ain’t never had one before, it’s like… well, it’s hard to explain. Some say it smells like heaven, some say it smells like… somethin’ not so nice. But you gotta try it for yourself, I reckon. Now, findin’ a good durian stall, that’s the trick. Lots of places sell ’em, but you want the…