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Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here “sport featuring pushing machines” thing. Sounds like a whole lotta ruckus to me, but I reckon some folks find it fun. Don’t know why they just don’t go outside and push a real cart or somethin’, but hey, to each their own, right? Now, I hear tell they got these games where machines, you know, like big ol’ tractors or somethin’, try to push each other out of a circle. Sounds dangerous, if you ask me. One of them things goes rogue,…

Alright, let’s talk about this number thing, 460, you know? Folks keep seein’ it, sayin’ it means somethin’. Well, I ain’t no fancy scholar, but I can tell ya what I reckon it means, the way I see it. First off, some folks say it’s got to do with angels. Angels, can you believe it? Now, I ain’t never seen no angel, not like them pictures with the wings and all. But I figure if they’re sendin’ messages, they gotta be important, right? So, this 460 thing, they say it’s…

Well, let me tell ya, talkin’ ’bout them protruding features on a cliff, you know, the things that stick out. Folks got all sorts of fancy names for ’em, like “promontory” and “outcrop,” sounds like somethin’ you’d catch a cold from, if ya ask me. But it’s just a big ol’ rock, really. Now, I ain’t no geologist or nothin’, but I seen my share of cliffs. Used to live near them hills, ya see. And them cliffs, they got all sorts of bumps and jiggles on ’em. Some stick…

Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this Totem Lodge in Ontario. It’s a place for folks to go, you know, for a little getaway. They call it a “vacation cabin” or a “lodge,” fancy words for a place to rest your bones and maybe catch some fish. What’s so special ’bout this place, you ask? Heck, I don’t know for sure, but they say it’s mighty nice. Got cabins, and that means little houses, I reckon. You can book ’em online, just like you buy them fancy shoes from…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Motherpeace Tarot. It ain’t like them other picture cards, no sirree. First off, they’re round, like a big ol’ pancake. Round, you hear? Not square like most things. They say it’s ‘cause the moon is round, and the moon, she’s a woman, powerful and all. That’s what the book says, anyway. Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell of these other cards, like that Rider-Waite and that Marseilles. Folks make a big fuss over ’em. Rider-Waite, that’s the one most…

Alright, let’s talk about this Totem Lake Hotel in Kirkland, Washington. I ain’t never been there myself, mind you, but I heard some things, seen some things on that there internet thingy my grandson showed me. Folks are always lookin’ for a good place to stay, and they want it cheap, ya know? Like, real cheap. So, this hotel, the Totem Lake Hotel, it’s in Kirkland. Kirkland, Washington. That’s what they tell me. Now, I don’t know much about Kirkland, but I reckon it’s a place where people go. Maybe…

Alright, so you wanna know about them Phase 4 Shaman Runes, huh? Let me tell ya, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it out to be. It’s just like findin’ eggs in the hen house, you just gotta know where to look. First off, they got this new update, somethin’ they call Patch 1.15.3. Sounds fancy, but all it means is they added more of them runes and spell books. See, in this Season of Discovery thing, the big deal is these runes. They make your Shaman…

Alright, let’s talk about them Phase 3 Druid Runes, whatever them things are. I heard the young’uns talkin’ about ’em, so I figured I’d try to make some sense of it all for ya. Don’t expect no fancy words, though. I’m just gonna tell it like it is, plain and simple. So, first off, what are these runes? Seems like they’re some kinda magic thingies for them Druid characters in that World of Warcraft game. Them young’uns are always playin’ it. I swear, they spend more time starin’ at that…

Alright, let’s talk about this angel number thing, this… 499. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured, why not? I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two, and I’ll tell ya what I make of it. Now, they say 499 means somethin’s endin’. Like a door closin’, you know? Maybe it’s a job you’re leavin’, or a relationship that’s run its course. Don’t go frettin’ though, ‘cause when one door closes, another one opens, or so they say. It’s like…

Alright, let’s talk about this… this polar bear thing, yeah, the polar bear totem. Folks say it means somethin’, this big white bear. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two, ya know? But I can tell ya what I heard and what makes sense to me, plain and simple. First off, they say this bear, this Nanook, is mighty powerful up there in the cold, where everything’s ice and snow. Them Inuit folks, they know a thing or two about…