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Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Naw-ti-lus guy in ARAM. I hear he’s a big deal, somethin’ about winnin’ a lot. My grandson, he’s always yellin’ about this game, somethin’ somethin’ “Emerald Plus” and “A-Tier.” Sounds fancy, but all I care about is winnin’, ya know? So, let’s figure out how to make this Nautilus fella a winnin’ machine. First things first, this “runes” business. Now, I don’t know what a rune is, sounds like somethin’ outta them fairy tales, but the young’uns say it makes your guy stronger. Okay,…

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… golden thread tarot thing. My grandkids, they’re always fiddlin’ with these cards. I tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have such fancy things. We just looked at the sky and the chickens to figure things out, you know? But these young folks, they love these cards. So, I took a peek myself. Seems like it’s all about pictures and… what do they call it? Destiny? Fortune? Sounds like a whole lotta hooey to me, but hey, whatever floats their boat, right? This…

Alright, let’s talk about this angel number thing, you know, the 330 thing. Folks keep seein’ it and wonderin’ what it means. I ain’t no fancy scholar, but I’ll tell ya what I reckon it’s all about, the way I see it. Plain and simple. So, this number 330, some say it’s got somethin’ to do with angels. Now, I ain’t ever seen an angel myself, but I believe there’s good things out there, watchin’ over us. Maybe these angels are tryin’ to tell ya somethin’ with this here number….

[Body] Alright, let’s gab about these here electric running boards. You know, those things that pop out when you open your car door? Yeah, them. I seen ‘em on them fancy trucks in town, the ones that cost more than my whole darn house, I betcha. First off, what in tarnation are they good for? Well, I reckon they’re for climbin’ into them big ol’ trucks. You know, the ones so high up you need a ladder to get in. These running boards, they come out like a little magic…

[Body] Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Eagles record, “The Long Run”. Some folks, they say it weren’t no good, a real letdown. Imagine that! They waited and waited, three whole years after that “Hotel California” thing, and then this comes out. Folks were expecting somethin’ special, ya know? Like another big ol’ hit, every song a barn burner. But, well, it weren’t quite like that. Now, I ain’t no music expert, not like them fancy fellas writin’ in the newspapers. But I know what I like, and I…

Alright, let’s talk about this here “dual run capacitor internal wiring” thing. Don’t you go gettin’ all scared now, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it sound. It’s just a little box, kinda like a can, that helps your air conditioner, you know, the thing that keeps you cool in the summer, run right. Now, this “dual” part, that just means it’s got two jobs. It helps the fan motor, the one that blows the air, and the compressor motor, the one that really does the coolin’,…

Alright, let’s talk about them… whatchamacallits… espadrilles! Yeah, those shoes. You know, the ones with the rope-like bottoms. I saw somethin’ in the paper about ‘em, some kinda puzzle thing. Folks are always makin’ things complicated, but shoes is shoes, right? But this puzzle, it got me thinkin’ ‘bout what makes them espadrilles special, what makes ‘em different from my old work boots. First off, them espadrilles, they ain’t made for heavy work, that’s for sure. You ain’t gonna be plowin’ no fields in them things! The big thing, I…

Alright, let’s talk about this Morgana gal in ARAM, you know, that Howling Abyss place where everyone just throws spells around like they’re free candy. I heard some folks call it “All Random All Mid,” but to me, it’s just a big ol’ fight pit, and Morgana, well, she’s a pretty good fighter in there. Now, I ain’t no fancy computer whiz or nothin’, but I hear tell she’s got a pretty good win rate, somethin’ like 52% or maybe even 56%, dependin’ on who you ask. That means she…

Alright, y’all, let’s talk about them country singers and how they sing. You know, the way they make their voices do all sorts of things? It’s like a puzzle, they say, a crossword puzzle. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout them crosswords, but I do know a thing or two about singin’! So, they ask, “What’s that thing country singers do with their voices?” Well, it ain’t just one thing, that’s for sure. It’s a whole bunch of stuff mixed together. Like, sometimes they sound all nasally, you know, like they’re…

Alright, let’s talk about these angel letters, you know, the kind they say mean somethin’ special. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just a regular person tryin’ to make sense of things like everyone else. But I heard some stuff, and I’ll tell ya what I know, or what I think I know, anyway. So, they say each letter got its own meanin’, like a secret code or somethin’. Like that “A,” they say it’s all about makin’ things, bein’ creative, you know? Like when you plant a seed and…