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Alright, let’s talk about this eye thing, you know, the thing you see with. It ain’t that hard, even this old woman can figure it out, so you young’uns should pay attention. First off, you got the cornea. That’s like the window in the front, clear as day, lets the light in. You gotta keep it clean, or things get blurry, just like a dusty window, you know? It’s the very first thing the light hits, and it’s mighty important. Then, the light goes through this watery stuff, they call…

Alright, let’s talk about this ‘opossum totem’ thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy scholar, but I’ll tell ya what I know, or what I heard, anyways. So, this possum… or opossum, they say it’s the same darn thing, just different spellin’. Like them city folks got nothin’ better to do than make up extra letters. Anyway, this critter, it don’t live too long. That means if it’s your… totem, yeah, that’s the word, it means you’re young at heart. You see the world like a little kid, even…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this crush and run stuff. I heard folks callin’ it all sorts of names, like crusher run, crush n run, or even graded aggregate base, if you wanna get fancy. Sounds like somethin’ you’d do after a bad date, ain’t it? But no, it’s rocks, just plain old rocks and dust mixed together. Now, what’s it good for? Well, they say it’s cheaper than dirt…or maybe cheaper than regular gravel, which is already pretty cheap itself. You know, like when you go to the store…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about them eldritch runes, whatever they are. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city folks would jabber about. But from what I gather, these runes ain’t just pretty pictures. They got some kinda power, or somethin’. Now, I heard tell of a story, see. There was this girl, Shadowheart they called her, stuck in some kinda pod. Like a pea in a pod, I reckon, but way fancier and probably not as tasty. And to get her out, you needed one of these eldritch runes….

Alright, let’s talk about this horse thing, you know, like them pictures they got on the walls. Folks call it a “horse totem,” sounds fancy, but it’s just a horse picture to me. But they say it means somethin’, so let’s see what all the fuss is about. What’s the Big Deal with Horses Anyway? Now, horses, they’re big, strong animals. See ’em runnin’ in the fields, all wild and free. Makes you think of power, right? Like, nobody can stop ’em. And that’s kinda what this horse picture thing…

Alright, let’s talk about this Aquarian Tarot thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I see it. First off, this Aquarian Tarot, it ain’t like them old, dusty cards your grandma had, though maybe it is, I don’t rightly know. They say it’s new and modern, made by some fella named David Palladini way back in 1970. Seems like yesterday, but I guess it ain’t. Time flies, you know? Like a bat outta hell. Now, they got all…

[Body] Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Draven fella in that ARAM thingy. You know, that crazy fightin’ pit where everyone just goes wild? Yeah, that one. So, this Draven, he’s a real handful if you know how to set him up right. First things first, let’s talk about them runes. Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I know what works. Some folks like that “Lethal Tempo” thing. It’s like this, see? You hit them big, tough fellas, the ones that take a lickin’…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these here draconic runes. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just a plain ol’ body tryin’ to make sense of things. But from what I gather, these runes, they’re kinda like magic words, but not the kind you see in them fancy books. More like… well, like a good luck charm, but stronger, you see? Now, I heard tell that you can get these Draconic Augment Runes from somethin’ called a Draconic Satchel of Cooperation. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably one of them things…

Okay, I got it. I’ll write an article about “birth runes” like a plainspoken old woman, keeping it SEO-friendly and easy to understand. Here we go: Alright, so you wanna know about these birth runes, huh? Well, gather ’round, and I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya that much. It’s just a way folks try to figure out who they are and what their life’s about. What are Birth Runes Anyway? See, way back when, before we had all these fancy phones and TVs,…

Alright, let’s talk about these love runes, the kind they used way back when. I ain’t no fancy scholar, mind you, just tellin’ it like I see it. They call ’em bind runes for love, and from what I gather, it’s like mixin’ up different letters to make a special word, but with these old symbols. Now, the main ones they use for love, seems like Gebo and Wunjo are the big shots. Gebo, it’s like an “X,” and they say it’s about givin’ and takin’, like sharin’ a piece…