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Alright, let’s talk about these love runes, the kind they used way back when. I ain’t no fancy scholar, mind you, just tellin’ it like I see it. They call ’em bind runes for love, and from what I gather, it’s like mixin’ up different letters to make a special word, but with these old symbols. Now, the main ones they use for love, seems like Gebo and Wunjo are the big shots. Gebo, it’s like an “X,” and they say it’s about givin’ and takin’, like sharin’ a piece…

Alright, let’s talk about them garden totem thingamajigs, you know, the ones people stick in their yards. I saw some pictures online, them fancy folks got all sorts of pretty ones, but you don’t need to spend a fortune, ya hear? We can make our own, country style! First off, what are these totem poles anyway? Well, from what I gather, them Native folks way back when used to carve big ol’ poles with all sorts of pictures and whatnot. It was like tellin’ a story, or rememberin’ folks who…

Alright, so you wanna know about them… whatchamacallit… lymphatic thingies, right? The capillaries, yeah, those little tubes in your body. Let me tell ya, it ain’t rocket science, even this old lady can understand it. So, first off, these lymphatic capillaries, they’re like tiny, tiny little pipes, smaller than a hair, I reckon. They’re all over the place, in your skin, in your guts, everywhere almost. They ain’t in your brain or places without blood vessels though. Makes sense, I guess, no blood, no need for these little cleaners. They’re…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this 111 angel number thing, you know, the one them Sacred Scribes folks talk about. I ain’t no scholar, just an old woman, but I’ve seen things and heard things, and I reckon I can tell ya what I understand about it. Now, these numbers, they say they ain’t just numbers. They’re messages, see? Like little whispers from somethin’ bigger than us. And 111, well, that’s a powerful one, they say. It’s like a wake-up call, a big ol’ “HEY YOU!” from the universe, or…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this 11 09 thing. Folks keep jabberin’ on about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, ’cause I ain’t got none of that. What’s all the fuss about 11 09? Seems like some folks reckon it’s got some kinda special meanin’, like a message from up yonder or somethin’. They call it an “angel number.” Now, I ain’t never seen no angel, but I reckon stranger things have happened. They say…

Alright, so you wanna know about this “Cookie Run Kingdom R34” thing, huh? I ain’t no fancy computer person, but I’ll tell ya what I figured out. It’s like this, see? These young folks, they like to draw pictures… and some of them pictures ain’t exactly for kids. What is this Cookie Run Kingdom thing anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s one of them games on your phone. You know, the kind where you collect little characters and build stuff. Only these characters are cookies! Yeah, cookies! Like the…

[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about that Celtic artwork thing in crosswords, huh? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t as fancy as them city folks make it sound. It’s just…well, it’s kinda like them twisty things you see on old stuff, you know? Like, maybe on a grandma’s old brooch or somethin’. They call it a knot, I think. Yeah, a knot. Like when you tie your shoelaces, but way prettier. Now, these crossword people, they like to make things sound all mysterious. “Celtic artwork feature,” they say. Sounds like…

Alright, let’s gab about this 1013 angel number thing. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured, why not? I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just a plain ol’ body tryin’ to make sense of things. So, this number, 1013, they say it’s got some kinda special meanin’. Like, messages from angels or somethin’. Now, I ain’t never seen no angel myself, but I reckon there’s more to this world than meets the eye. My grandma used to say, “Listen to the whispers, child,” and maybe this number’s one…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this here Tarot Pentacles 2 card, you know? It ain’t as fancy as them rich folks’ talkin’, but I’ll tell ya what I see in it, plain and simple. What’s this Two of Pentacles all about, anyway? Well, look at the picture, most times you see someone jugglin’ them coins, right? Looks like they’re tryin’ to keep everything balanced, like me tryin’ to carry all them groceries in one trip, hah! It’s about havin’ a lot goin’ on, y’know? Juggling work, family, maybe even tryin’…

[Body] Well, howdy there! So, you wanna know about this “uniform feature often” thing, huh? It’s like them crossword puzzle folks are always tryin’ to trick ya, ain’t they? But don’t you worry none, I’ll tell ya what I know, even though I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’. Ya see, when they say “uniform feature often,” they’re usually lookin’ for a short word, somethin’ that fits in them little boxes. I reckon they’re talkin’ ’bout somethin’ that’s the same all over, ya know? Like, if all the houses on…