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So, I heard you wanna run Pi-hole on Dream Machine. Well, I ain’t no computer whiz, but I’ve heard a thing or two about this here Pi-hole thingamajig. Seems like it’s s’posed to block all them pesky ads on the internet. Sounds good to me! Less of them flashing lights and whatnot, I say. Now, this Dream Machine, that’s one of them fancy routers, right? Big white box, sits there blinkin’ its lights. I seen ’em before. My neighbor, he’s got one. Says it makes the internet faster or somethin’….

Well, let me tell you, this “run patrol test in debug mode command line” thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. But I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it, so I’ll tell ya what I know. These young’uns and their computers, always typin’ away. My old eyes can barely see the screen, let alone make sense of all them commands. But I try to keep up. It’s what my grandson does, so I listen. They say this “patrol” thing, it’s powerful. Like a strong ox pullin’ a cart, it can do a…

Well, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this here “run lets encrypt behind apache wordpress behind firewall” thing. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? But they say it’s important for keepin’ your website safe and sound, like lockin’ your chicken coop at night. I ain’t no tech whiz, but I’ll tell ya what I gathered from all that chatter. First off, you gotta have a website, right? Like havin’ a house before you can put a lock on the door. This here “WordPress,” they call it, is like a pre-built house…

Well, let me tell you, this heat is somethin’ else. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of this fancy air conditionin’ on boats. But my grandson, he’s got one of them sailboat things, and he’s always talkin’ about keepin’ it cool. He says it is called “run hull cooling for ac on sailboat“. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? He was explainin’ it to me the other day, how they use the water from the sea to cool things down. Smart, I guess. Less work for that machine,…

So, you wanna know about them run flat tires on them BMW cars, huh? Well, lemme tell you, I heard a thing or two about ’em. See, these tires, they’re kinda special. They ain’t like the regular ones, no sir. These fellas, you can get a hole in ’em, and they just keep on goin’. It’s like magic, I tell ya! My neighbor’s boy, he got a fancy BMW, you know the type, shiny and new. He was tellin’ me about these here run flat tires BMW uses. He says…

Well, let me tell you, this here computer stuff, it ain’t easy. But my grandson, he’s a smart one. He showed me this thing called “Spring Boot”. He says it helps you make things run on a schedule, like when you gotta water the garden or feed the chickens. It is all about run cron every two days spring boot. He told me it is important. Now, I ain’t no computer whiz, but I reckon I can explain it in a way that even ol’ Bessie the cow could understand….

Well, let me tell ya, that run away boat in Salem, MA, it’s somethin’ else. My friend was there last summer. She said Salem is a good place. But October, oh boy, too many folks! She said it was hard to see all of the things, had to wait in line, so many people, just everywhere. So maybe don’t go then if you wanna see stuff without a hassle. But that boat, though! She said the waterfront, that’s where it’s at. Lots of shops, and places to eat your fill….

This here story is about that Rubenstein Rabbit Run Road Nantucket MA. Ain’t never been there myself, but I heard tell of it. Sounds like a right fancy place, that Nantucket. Lots of folks go there, I reckon. They say it’s an island, way out in the water. You gotta take a boat, or maybe one of them airplanes. Now, this Rabbit Run Road, I hear it’s a new thing. They’re building it up, making it all nice for folks to live there. Fancy houses, I bet. Probably cost a…

Well, let me tell you, this here Roxas Caelum, he’s somethin’ else. I seen a lot in my days, but this fella, he’s got somethin’ special. He’s in them videos, you know, the kind you see them young folks watchin’ on their phones all the time. This one, it’s called “roxas caelum – running up in two asses raw,” I reckon. Ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. This Roxas, he’s a… well, he’s a busy boy. He’s got this one video, seems like everyone’s seen it. It’s got him and…

That Rev Run, he sure got a lot of money, huh? I heard he’s worth, like, $70 million! Can you believe that? Seventy million! That’s more money than I could ever dream of. I tell you what, it’s a whole heap of cash. Now, how did this Rev Run fella get so rich? Well, they say he’s a rapper, a DJ, a producer, an actor… he does it all! He’s one of them hip-hoppers, you know? Always rapping and making music. He was in a group, Run DMC, I think…