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This here thing, this residential AC unit condensate pump, it just keeps a-runnin’ and a-runnin’. Like a chicken with its head cut off, just goin’ and goin’. Ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. It’s supposed to pump the water out, you know, from that there air conditioner. But it just don’t stop. Keeps on pumpin’ even when it ain’t got no water to pump. Makes a right racket, too. Drives you plumb crazy. First thing I thought was, maybe it’s just got a mind of its own. Like that old…

Well, let me tell ya, I heard about these shoes, the Reebok Speed Breeze Memory Tech, they say they’re good for running. I don’t run much these days, my old bones ain’t what they used to be, but I remember when I was a young’un, I could run like the wind. Nowadays, I mostly just shuffle around, but I reckon these shoes could make even an old gal like me feel like runnin’ again. I saw some folks talking about ’em, they’re saying good things. These Reebok shoes, they got…

Howdy, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about them Ram 1500 running boards. Ya know, them steps ya put on yer truck so ya don’t gotta climb up like a dang monkey. First off, what in tarnation are these runnin’ boards anyway? Well, they’re like little platforms, kinda like steps, that stick out from the sides of yer truck, right under the doors. Makes it a whole heap easier to get in and out, ‘specially if yer short like me, or maybe got a bad knee or somethin’. Now, there’s all…

Alright, let’s talk about packin’ up this Uvicorn thing with somethin’ called PyInstaller. Don’t you go worryin’ your head about fancy words, I’ll make it plain as day. We’re gonna make sure this here program runs smooth, just like grandma’s cookin’. This here PyInstaller, it’s like puttin’ all your stuff in a suitcase so you can take it anywhere, ya hear? So, first off, what’s this Uvicorn anyway? Well, it’s like the engine of a car, but for them computer programs. It makes things run fast, especially when you got…

Well, bless your heart, let’s talk about them prayers, you know, the ones to mess up the devil’s plans. Them nasty things he’s always cookin’ up. We gotta fight back, and ain’t nothin’ stronger than talkin’ to the Lord. First off, you gotta understand, that devil, he’s a sneaky one. Always tryin’ to trip you up, makin’ you stumble and fall. He’s got his little schemes and plots, whisperin’ lies and causin’ trouble. But we got somethin’ he don’t – we got the ear of the Almighty. Prayers to run…

Alright, let’s talk about this pfitz medium long run pace thing. I ain’t no fancy runner, mind you, just an old woman who likes to move around. But I heard some things about this pfitz fella and his running, so let me tell you what I know, the way I understand it. First off, this “medium long run.” What in the tarnation does that even mean? Well, it’s like this: it ain’t your short run, you know, the one you do when you just wanna stretch your legs a bit….

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about that head stuff when you’re out there poundin’ the pavement. You know, when your brain starts screamin’ at ya to stop, even though your legs could probably keep on goin’. We gotta figure out how to whoop those thoughts and keep on truckin’. It ain’t always easy, mind you, but it sure as heck ain’t impossible. Let’s call it “passing mental block when running”, so’s them fancy search engines know what we’re talkin’ about. First off, don’t go gettin’ all highfalutin with…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about gettin’ them computer words onto a paper, or, you know, a file, whatever them young’uns call it these days. We gonna make it look all pretty too, with them colors and all. See, sometimes when you’re fiddlin’ with them computer thingamajigs, stuff scrolls by real fast. Too fast for these old eyes, I tell ya! And sometimes it’s got colors, like red for somethin’ important, maybe a mistake or somethin’. So, how do you keep it? How do you catch them words and…

Alright, let’s talk about this “output file as running” thing. Don’t you go gettin’ all confused now, I’ll make it plain as day, just like Ma used to make biscuits. What’s an output file anyway? Well, it’s like this, you got a computer doin’ some work, right? Like figurin’ out how many chickens you got or sortin’ your recipes. That work, it’s gotta go somewhere. Sometimes it just shows up on the screen, but sometimes you want to save it, keep it for later. That’s where the output file comes…

Alright, let’s talk about these here Cloudmonster running shoes, the black and magnet ones, size 7, you know? I ain’t no fancy shoe expert or nothin’, but I know what feels good on my feet, and that’s all that matters, right? First off, they got this real thick sole, like, real thick. They call it “max-cushioned” or somethin’. I just call it comfy. Like walkin’ on clouds, I guess, just like the name says. Cloudmonster, yeah, that kinda makes sense. It’s like you got a big ol’ pillow under your…