Runes

Alright, listen up, you young’uns! This here’s about them phase 3 paladin runes. Phase 3, they call it. Back in my day, we didn’t have no phases, just hard work and tougher days! These runes, they some kinda magic thingamajigs you gotta find. Make you stronger, I reckon. So, these paladin runes, they ain’t just lyin’ around. You gotta go lookin’ for ’em. They in different places. Some folks say you gotta do quests. Quests, pfft! Like I got time for that! But if you want them runes, you gotta…

Well, well, well, look at all these young’uns runnin’ around playin’ that there game, what’s it called? Season of Discovery? My grandson, bless his heart, he tries to explain it to me, but it all goes over my old head. He was talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called “phase 2 warrior runes” the other day. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? He was mighty excited, though. Seems like these here runes are important for his game. So, I thought I’d try to figure out what all the fuss is about. This whole…

This here thing, you call it Pathfinder 2e weapon runes, it’s like when we fix up our old farm tools, make ’em work better, you see? You gotta know what you’re doin’, or you’ll mess it all up. These runes, they ain’t just fancy marks. They got power, like the good luck charms we used to hang on the barn door, but different. First thing, you got these plus one runes, they call ’em “fundamental.” Like the foundation of a house, gotta have that strong. You can slap those on…

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about these paladin runes in that there game, WoW SoD. It’s all the rage these days, you know. My grandson, he plays it all the time. He’s a good boy, but he gets so excited about these things. He was tellin’ me all about these… these runes, they call ’em. Says they make his character, this “paladin” fella, stronger. Sounds like a bunch of hocus pocus to me, but hey, what do I know? I’m just an old lady. So, these paladin runes in…

Well, let me tell you about this here Orianna thing in that ARAM game. My grandson, he plays it all the time, that League of Legends. Says Orianna, she’s a real humdinger in that there ARAM mode. He’s always goin’ on about Orianna ARAM Runes, says they’re mighty important. You gotta have the right ones, you see. Now, I don’t rightly know all the fancy names, but he showed me on his computer. Seems like there’s this Orianna ARAM thing where you gotta pick somethin’ called runes. These Orianna runes,…

That Odin, he’s a big shot, you know? He’s always mixed up in somethin’. This time, it’s them runes. What are runes? They are like, you know, little marks, like when you write somethin’ down, but old-timey. Odin and runes, they go together like, well, like beans and rice. He’s the big cheese when it comes to those things. They say he got them runes in a real strange way. Hung himself upside down from a big old tree. They call it the Yggdrasil tree. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t…

Yo, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Neeko thing in that ARAM game. It ain’t too shabby, I reckon. Heard some folks sayin’ she wins ’bout half the time, maybe a smidge more. That’s like flippin’ a coin, heads or tails, and she’s landin’ on heads just a bit more often, ya know? So, she ain’t the worst, but she ain’t the best neither. She’s just kinda in the middle, like the middle child nobody pays no mind to. Now, I ain’t no fancy gamer, but I heard these young’uns…

My runes, oh boy, they can be upgraded! Ain’t that somethin’? I tell ya, these things, they got a mind of their own. But I figured it out, how to make ’em better. Stronger. Just like my old man used to say, “Gotta work with what ya got.” First, I needed this thing called a Yellow Turban Soldier’s Rune. Don’t ask me what it means, it just is what it is. I got one. It was just lying there, like a lost puppy. Then, I had to beat up a…

Mordekaiser, that big fella in the game, you know? Some folks call him Morde, I just call him trouble. He’s a real tough one in that ARAM game mode, always stompin’ around and causin’ a ruckus. So, you wanna know about them runes, huh? Well, I heard tell there’s these things called “runes” that make him even stronger. Like givin’ him extra strength or somethin’. I ain’t no expert, but I’ll tell ya what I know. This one called Conqueror, that’s a good one. Makes him hit harder the longer…

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this thing, this “mf runes aram,” whatever that is. Sounds like some kinda fancy city talk to me. But my grandson, he’s always on that computer, clackin’ away. He told me a little somethin’ somethin’ about it. Said it’s about some game, some Miss Fortune thing. And these “runes,” they make her strong, I reckon. And this “ARAM” is some kinda way to play the game. I don’t know, it all sounds mighty complicated to this old gal. He was sayin’ somethin’ about…