Runes

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Wizard101 thing my grandkids are always going on about. They’re always talking about the lore of the runes. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but they seem to like it. This old lady don’t understand all these games, but I’ll try my best to explain what they’re always yapping about. They say it’s important to get these books. Books, books, books! In my day, we only read the Good Book. Now, there are books everywhere in this game. One is…

That Lillia, she’s a real handful in that ARAM, I tell ya. She’s like a deer, jumpin’ around and all that. She needs some good Lillia ARAM Runes to get the job done. My neighbor’s kid, he plays this game all day, and he’s always goin’ on about these runes. He says you gotta have the right ones, or you’re gonna lose. So, let’s talk about these runes for Lillia. First thing, that Dark Harvest, that’s a good one. Makes her hit harder, like givin’ her a good ol’ whack…

Alright, let’s talk about this Leblanc thing in ARAM, whatever that is. Kids these days and their games, I tell ya. But if you wanna win, you gotta know what to do, even if it sounds like gibberish to an old woman like me. So, this “LeBlanc” character, she’s a slippery one. Folks say she’s good for magic, and in that ARAM thingy, you gotta be smart about how you use her. First thing they talk about is “runes.” Sounds like something my grandma used to draw on the floor,…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Kled fella in that ARAM thingy. Don’t know what ARAM is? Well, it’s like a big ol’ brawl, everyone smackin’ each other in one long road. And Kled, he’s a feisty one, always ready for a fight. So, if you wanna win with him, you gotta know what’s what. First things first, runes. Yeah, runes. Them magic thingamajigs that make you stronger. For Kled, I reckon you wanna go with somethin’ that makes him hit harder and last longer. That Conqueror…

Hey there, you young folks. Let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “Kindred” in that ARAM game. Don’t know what ARAM is? Well, it’s like, uh, all them heroes fightin’ in one lane, all mixed up. No hidin’, just bang, bang, bang! Now, this Kindred fella, he’s a bit of a weird one, half wolf, half… somethin’ else. But folks say he’s pretty good in ARAM, if you know how to use him. And that’s what I’m here to tell ya, the way I see it, mind you, no…

Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about that spooky fella, Karthus, in that ARAM thingamajig. You know, that chaotic place where everyone just smashes buttons? Yeah, that one. So, wanna win more with Karthus? Listen up, ’cause I’m gonna tell ya how. First off, what’s all this “win rate” stuff the youngsters babble about? They say Karthus wins about half the time, sometimes a little more, sometimes a little less. Sounds ’bout right. Sometimes ya get lucky, sometimes ya don’t. But we ain’t here for luck, are we? We’re here to…

Alright, let’s talk about them Huginn and Muninn runes, or whatever them young folks call ’em. Don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but I heard tell it’s important, so I’ll try and explain it the best way I can. You know, like, plain and simple, like how we talk in the village. Them two birds, Huginn and somethin’-Muninn, they’re like Odin’s little spies, I reckon. See, Odin, he’s a big shot god, but he can’t be everywhere at once, can he? So, he got these two raven…

Alright, let’s talk about this explosive runes 5e thing, whatever that means. Sounds dangerous, like them firecrackers my grandson likes to set off. But this here is magic stuff, not just some powder and a fuse. So, from what I gather, these explosive runes, they’re like secret writing, but way more dangerous. You write ‘em on somethin’, and if someone reads it… BOOM! Just like that. No second chances, no nothin’. It ain’t like readin’ the Good Book, that’s for sure. They call it glyphs sometimes, fancy word for scribbles…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them eldar runes, whatever them things are. Folks talk about ’em like they’re some kinda magic, and maybe they are, I dunno. I ain’t no scholar, just tellin’ it like I see it. What Are Eldar Runes Anyway? Now, from what I gather, these runes, they’re like letters, but not like the ABCs we learned in school. They’re all twisty and turny, kinda like chicken scratch if you ask me. But them eldar folk, they used ’em for writin’ stuff down, on rocks, on…

Hey there, young’uns! Let’s gab a bit about this Ekko fella in that ARAM thingamajig. You know, that crazy fightin’ place where everyone’s all bunched up. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what works for this Ekko boy. We gonna talk about Ekko ARAM runes, see? Gotta make him strong! Now, first things first, what are these “runes” anyway? Well, they’re like little magic charms, I reckon. They give Ekko a bit of a boost, make him…