Runes

Alright, let’s talk about this Diana thingy in that ARAM mode. I don’t know much about these fancy computer games, but my grandson, he plays it all the time. He told me to tell you about how to set up this Diana character. Says it’s important for winnin’. So, first thing’s first, you gotta get them runes right. My grandson, he says runes are like… uh… like magic spells for your character. Makes ’em stronger, I guess. Now, I ain’t no wizard, but I can tell you what he told…

Hey there, you young folks! Let’s gab a bit about this Darius fella in that ARAM thingy. I hear he’s a tough one, always spinning and dunking, just like my old washing machine, ha! But don’t you worry, I’ll tell ya what I know, even if it ain’t much. So, first things first, this “runes” stuff. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ you’d find in a witch’s cupboard. But it ain’t that complicated, no sirree. It’s like pickin’ the right tools for the job, you know? Like, you wouldn’t use a butter…

Well, I’ll tell ya, these Christian runes, they’re somethin’ else. Not sure what all the fuss is about, but folks keep talkin’ ’bout ’em. Some say they’re just old marks, like scratches on a rock or somethin’. You know, like the kinda marks you see on them old trees where the cows rub up against. But these here runes, they mean somethin’, or so they say. People carved ’em a long, long time ago. Way before my time, that’s for sure. My grandpappy used to tell stories ’bout old things,…

Hey there, so you wanna know about them chaos runes and that onyx, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t exactly pickin’ apples neither. It’s all about gettin’ that shiny rock, that onyx, and them chaos runes are part of the deal. What are Chaos Runes Anyway? Now, these chaos runes, they ain’t nothin’ fancy. They’re just little magic stones, see? You use ’em for spells and stuff. Them young’uns use ’em for all sorts of things, like throwin’ fireballs and such. But for…

Alright, let’s talk about this book about runes, you know, them old-timey symbols. Folks say they got power, and I figure, why not? Plenty of things in this world we don’t understand, ain’t it? Now, I ain’t no scholar, mind you. Can’t read them fancy books with all them big words. But I heard tell of this book, see, all about using runes in spells and rituals. Sounds like somethin’ my grandma used to do, bless her soul. She’d mumble words and throw bones, and sometimes things happened, good or…

Well now, let’s talk about these abundance runes, or whatever them fancy folks call ’em. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just a plain old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I reckon I can tell you what I know, simple and straight. What are these runes anyways? From what I gather, these runes are just old signs, like pictures, that people used way back when. They used ’em for all sorts, I hear. Some say they’re for magic, some say they’re just for writin’. Me? I think…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Xerath fella in ARAM. Now, I ain’t no fancy gamer, but I know a thing or two about winnin’, and this here Xerath can sure help ya do it. Best Runes for Xerath in ARAM, Ya Hear? So, everyone’s gabbin’ about these runes. Runes, runes, runes. Sounds like somethin’ my chickens leave behind, but no, it’s somethin’ for this Xerath fella. From what I gather, the best ones for supportin’ are like this: Arcane Comet: This one’s like throwin’ a rock at…

Alright, let’s talk about them shaman runes in that there World of Warcraft thingy. Season of Discovery, they call it. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just more magic and such. Now, these runes, they give your shaman some extra oomph, you know? Make ’em stronger, faster, maybe even prettier, though I ain’t seen a pretty orc yet, ha! They say there’s twelve of these runes for each class. Twelve! That’s more chickens than I got in my coop! And we’re talkin’ about shamans today, so listen up if you’re…

Alright, let’s talk about them mage runes in this WoW Season of Discovery, Phase 3, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy wizard or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about gettin’ yer spells stronger, that’s for sure. First off, this “Deep Freeze” rune, it’s a real game changer. From what I hear, you gotta go on a big book hunt, like some kinda librarian or somethin’. They call it “Greater Friend of the Library”. You gotta run around the whole world, findin’ all sorts of dusty ol’ books…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about them Paladin thingamajigs, them…runes, yeah, in that World of Warcraft thingy, the Season of Discovery, the second whatchamacallit…phase. My boy, he plays this game all day long, and I hear him yellin’ about these runes. So, I asked him, and he told me a bit, and I looked some stuff up on that computery thing. So, first things first, them Paladin runes, they ain’t just gonna jump out at ya. You gotta work for ’em, like pullin’ weeds in the garden, but way more…computer-y. Gotta…