Runes

Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout them shaman runes in this here World of Warcraft thingy. My grandkids, they play it all the time. Talkin’ ’bout storm this and fire that. Confusin’ as all get out, but I reckon I figured some things out listenin’ to ’em yap. So, you wanna be a shaman, huh? Big deal. Gotta get yourself some runes, they say. These here runes, they give you powers. Like makin’ it rain or somethin’. Not real rain, mind you. Just in the game. Silly, I…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Shaman stuff in this new World of Warcraft thingy, this “Season of Discovery” they’re all yappin’ about. Phase 4, they say. I ain’t no spring chicken, so this fancy talk kinda goes over my head, but I’ll tell ya what I know. So, they got these things called “runes,” right? Sounds like somethin’ them witch doctors used to mess with back in the day. But these runes, they give your Shaman fella some new tricks. Like, spells and stuff. Powerful things, they…

Alright, let’s talk about these here runes, you know, those little rocks with the scribbles on ’em. Folks keep askin’, “Are they any good? Should I bother?” Well, let me tell ya what I think, plain and simple, like it is. What are these Runes Anyways? Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar, but from what I gather, runes are just old letters, kinda like the ABCs, but different. Way back when, people used ’em to write stuff, but then they got fancy with their new letters and these runes became…

Well now, let me tell ya’ about these here runes wallpapers. You know, the kind they got on them fancy phones and computers. I ain’t too techy myself, but my grandkid showed me. Said they’re called “runes.” Looked like chicken scratch to me at first, but they got some kinda… I dunno… spooky, old-timey feel to ’em. First off, where do ya’ get these things? My grandkid said somethin’ ’bout “downloadin’.” Sounds complicated, but he says it’s easy as pie. Said there’s places online, websites he calls ’em, where they…

Alright, let’s talk about this runes pharmacy tiarajima no okusuriya san thing, whatever that means. I watched it, you know, like you watch the chickens pecking in the yard. Some things good, some things… not so good. First off, the story, or whatever they call it. It’s about this girl, Rune, I think her name is. She’s working in a pharmacy, a medicine shop, you get it? Like old Mrs. Henderson down the road, she used to mix up those nasty cough syrups. Same kinda thing, I reckon. This Rune…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this runes gebo thing, whatever it is. Folks keep askin’ me, so I figured I’d just tell ya what I know, or what I heard anyways. Now, this gebo thing, they say it’s a… a rune. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folks would jabber about. But from what I gather, it’s all about givin’. Yeah, givin’! Like sharin’ your extra eggs with your neighbor, or helpin’ old Mrs. Higgins carry her groceries. That’s what they mean, I reckon. They say this gebo…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here Runes Furniture place. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know a good chair when I sit in one, and I reckon Runes got some pretty good stuff. First off, they got all sorts of furniture. Ya know, stuff for your settin’ room, like sofas and chairs. Big ones, small ones, some even rock back and forth! They got beds too, for sleepin’ in. And tables, for eatin’ your vittles. I heard they even got them fancy desks for writin’ and…

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about these here “runes 5e,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but don’t you worry, I’ll make it plain as day, just like my grandma used to make biscuits – simple and good. So, from what I gather, this “runes 5e” stuff is about magic and writing, kinda like them tattoos them youngsters get, but, you know, for… things. Like, say you got a favorite stick you like to whack things with? You can slap a rune on it and make it do somethin’ special….

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about them rogue runes, the Phase 2 kind, you know? The ones them young’uns are always fussin’ about. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve heard things, seen things, and I can tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, just plain talk, like it is. So, they got this thing called “Season of Discovery,” right? And in this season, they got these runes. Runes are like… well, they’re like little magic stickers you put on your stuff…

[Article Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this Quinn thing in ARAM, huh? Listen, I don’t know much about these fancy computer games, but my grandson, he plays this all the time. He yells about “Quinn” and “ARAM” and all sorts of nonsense. So I asked him, and he tried to explain it to me, like I’m some kinda genius. But I got the gist of it, I think. This Quinn, she’s one of them characters, and ARAM is, well, it’s a kind of game mode, whatever that means….