Runes

Alright, so you wanna know about them Phase 4 Shaman Runes, huh? Let me tell ya, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it out to be. It’s just like findin’ eggs in the hen house, you just gotta know where to look. First off, they got this new update, somethin’ they call Patch 1.15.3. Sounds fancy, but all it means is they added more of them runes and spell books. See, in this Season of Discovery thing, the big deal is these runes. They make your Shaman…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this… uh… “phase four runes sod” thing. Don’t ask me what it means exactly, but it’s somethin’ new in that video game the young’uns are always playin’. World of… somethin’ or other. Warcraft, that’s it! So, from what I gather, this Phase 4 thing is a big deal. It’s like, a new chapter or somethin’. And these “runes,” well, they’re like magic spells or powers, I reckon. They make your character stronger, faster, you know the drill. Like eatin’ spinach, but for them…

Alright, let’s talk about them Phase 3 Druid Runes, whatever them things are. I heard the young’uns talkin’ about ’em, so I figured I’d try to make some sense of it all for ya. Don’t expect no fancy words, though. I’m just gonna tell it like it is, plain and simple. So, first off, what are these runes? Seems like they’re some kinda magic thingies for them Druid characters in that World of Warcraft game. Them young’uns are always playin’ it. I swear, they spend more time starin’ at that…

[Article Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Pantheon fella in ARAM. I hear he’s a pretty big deal, you know, like that fancy rooster down the road. People keep jabberin’ about him, so I figured I’d take a gander. Now, they say he’s got a decent win rate, somethin’ like 50-somethin’ percent. Means he wins about half the time, I guess. Not too shabby, not too shabby at all. Folks are pickin’ him too, see, about 1.3% of the time. That’s like, one out of every hundred games, or somethin’…

Alright, let’s talk about them Nordic runes for protection, you know, the kinda stuff them old-timers used to jabber about. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just tellin’ it like I heard it. First off, there’s this rune, looks like a chicken foot kinda, or maybe a tree with its arms up. They call it Algiz. Sounds fancy, but it just means keepin’ yourself safe, like a good fence around your chickens. Keeps the foxes out, you get me? Them Vikings, they really liked this Algiz rune. Figured it was…

Alright, let’s talk about this new runes thing in the “sod phase 2,” whatever that means. My grandson told me about it, says it’s some kinda game thing. Sounds complicated, but I’ll try to explain it like I understand it, ya know, plain and simple. So, from what I gather, this “sod phase 2” is like a new chapter in some online world, like a big story unfolding. And these runes, they’re like, I dunno, magic spells or somethin’ you can use in the game. My grandson was all excited…

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Naw-ti-lus guy in ARAM. I hear he’s a big deal, somethin’ about winnin’ a lot. My grandson, he’s always yellin’ about this game, somethin’ somethin’ “Emerald Plus” and “A-Tier.” Sounds fancy, but all I care about is winnin’, ya know? So, let’s figure out how to make this Nautilus fella a winnin’ machine. First things first, this “runes” business. Now, I don’t know what a rune is, sounds like somethin’ outta them fairy tales, but the young’uns say it makes your guy stronger. Okay,…

Alright, let’s talk about this Morgana gal in ARAM, you know, that Howling Abyss place where everyone just throws spells around like they’re free candy. I heard some folks call it “All Random All Mid,” but to me, it’s just a big ol’ fight pit, and Morgana, well, she’s a pretty good fighter in there. Now, I ain’t no fancy computer whiz or nothin’, but I hear tell she’s got a pretty good win rate, somethin’ like 52% or maybe even 56%, dependin’ on who you ask. That means she…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Malphite fella in that ARAM thingy. I ain’t no fancy gamer, but I hear folks sayin’ he’s a rock-solid fella, you know, like a good ol’ boulder. So, first things first, they talk about these “runes” for him. Runes? Sounds like magic scribbles to me. But they say it helps him smash better, so I guess it’s important. Folks are yappin’ about somethin’ called Arcane Comet. Sounds flashy, like a dang firework. They say it helps him poke them other fellas…

[Body] Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Leona gal in that ARAM thingy, whatever that is. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d spill the beans on what I heard. Now, this Leona, she seems like a tough cookie. They say she wins more than half the time in that ARAM, somethin’ like 52 percent, maybe a bit more, maybe a bit less. Don’t rightly know how they figure these things out, but that’s what they’re sayin’. Heard she’s ranked pretty high too, like, top…