Tarot

This tarot thing, some folks say it works, some folks say it don’t. I heard about this Judgement card, kinda like when you gotta make a big choice. It got me thinking, how can a card tell you what to do? They say when this Judgement card is the right way up, it means “Yes.” Like when you ask if you should take that job offer or if you should buy that new cow. If it is right way up you know it is a yes. Then you just need…

Well, let me tell ya, this thing called free love tarot reading by date of birth, it’s a real head-scratcher. But folks is talking about it, so I tried to figure it out. Seems like it’s got somethin’ to do with when you was born and them cards with pictures on ’em. They say it can tell ya ’bout your love life. My neighbor, she tried it. Said it was like magic. Now, I don’t know ’bout magic, but I do know everyone wants to find love. That’s just how…

Well, well, well, looky here! You wanna know about that free 32 card tarot reading, huh? I heard about it, they say it can tell ya things. Things you didn’t even know you needed tellin’! It is a divinatory, yeah, I heard that word before. Sounds fancy, don’t it? So, this here tarot thing, it ain’t like readin’ the newspaper. Nope, it’s like, them cards, they got pictures on ’em. And them pictures, they mean somethin’. Like, if you got a picture of a man holdin’ a stick, maybe that…

This here facade tarot reading, it ain’t no hocus pocus, you hear? It’s like looking in a muddy puddle and seeing the sky. Sometimes you see what you wanna see, sometimes you see what you don’t. But it’s all there, reflected back at ya. I seen a lot of things in my time, more than these young folks with their fancy phones. These cards, they’re just like folks, got their own stories to tell. You lay ’em out, and they start whispering. Some folks say it’s the devil’s work. I…

Oh, honey, you wanna know if that fella loves ya, huh? Well, them tarot cards, they got a way of showin’ things, but ain’t nothin’ simple, ya know? This ain’t no yes or no game. Life’s messier than a pigpen after a rainstorm, and love? Shoot, that’s the muddiest part of all. So you wanna know, does he love me tarot cards? Let’s see what them cards say. Now, I seen a lot in my days, seen folks come and go, hearts mend and break. These cards, they just a…

Yo, listen up, folks! Today, I gonna tell ya somethin’ ’bout this burning questions tarot thing. It’s like askin’ the cards, you know? Like them fortune tellers do. My neighbor, she got these cards, all colorful and whatnot. She says they tell ya stuff. I dunno ’bout all that, but I seen folks gettin’ all worked up over ’em. It is really hot topic, right? So many people talk about that. So, this tarot, it’s like, you got somethin’ eatin’ at ya, somethin’ you just gotta know. Maybe it’s ’bout…

Well, let me tell ya, some folks get all worked up about these tarot cards. Are they bad? I don’t reckon so, but it ain’t like I got all the answers neither. It’s just a bunch of pictures on some cards, ain’t it? What Them City Folks Say About Tarot Cards Being Bad Now, I heard some city folks sayin’ tarot cards are the devil’s work. They say it’s all superstitious nonsense, like lookin’ at the stars to tell your future. They say it can’t predict nothin’ for sure. Maybe…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these here Aquarian Deck Tarot Cards. Don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I can tell ya what I see and what I feel, ya know? First off, this ain’t no ordinary deck of cards, no sirree. It’s got 78 of ’em, and each one’s got a picture, purdy pictures they are. Some fella named David Palladini, he drew ’em. Folks say he’s got a way with the pen, or whatever they use these days. The pictures, they ain’t just sittin’ there pretty, they…

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about them angel tarot cards, alright? Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and these cards, they got a way of talkin’ to ya, you know? What are these Angel Tarot Cards Anyways? So, what are these angel tarot cards anyhow? Are they different from them regular tarot cards? You betcha they are! See, them regular tarot cards, they can be a bit… well, how do I say it… a bit stern sometimes. Like a strict…

Well now, listen here, I gotta tell ya ’bout that 5 of Swords card from the Tarot deck. Ain’t no simple card, no sir. It’s got a lot goin’ on in it, and if you ain’t careful, it’ll whip you around like a dust devil in a dry field. First off, you see them swords, right? Five of ’em, all shiny and sharp. That ain’t no picnic, that’s for sure. Swords, they mean trouble, they mean fightin’, they mean arguments. And five? That’s a whole heap of trouble, like a…