Tarot

Alright, let’s talk about this here Four of Pentacles card, you know, the one with all them coins. Don’t go getting all fancy on me with them tarot words, I’ll tell ya what it means in plain speak. Upright, this card means holdin’ on tight. Real tight. Like you got a death grip on your purse strings. It’s about keepin’ what’s yours, whether it’s money, stuff, or even your feelin’s. You’re buildin’ somethin’ solid, like a good brick house, ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. You worked hard for it, right?…

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about that Four of Wands card in them Tarot decks. Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just a plain ol’ person who’s seen a thing or two, and this card, well, it just makes me smile like a jack-o’-lantern. This here Four of Wands, it’s all about happiness and good times, ya know? Like when the whole family gets together for a big ol’ shindig. You got yer aunts, uncles, cousins, grandkids, everyone laughin’ and carryin’ on. It’s like a…

Well, gather ’round, y’all, let me tell ya ’bout them tarot cards. Some folks get all excited about ’em, but lemme tell ya, some of them cards, they ain’t nothin’ but trouble. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me with big words, I’m just gonna tell it like it is. The Scariest Cards, You Betcha Now, first off, there’s that Death card. Yeah, you heard right, Death. Don’t mean you gonna keel over right then and there, but it ain’t good news, that’s for sure. It means somethin’s gotta end,…

Alright, let’s talk about this “what he thinks tarot” thing. You know, what’s going on in that man’s head? It’s like tryin’ to figure out why the rooster crows at 3 AM, no rhyme or reason sometimes. So, what is this “what he thinks tarot” all about? Well, it’s like this, you use them cards, them picture cards, to try and get a peek into his brain. Like, does he think I’m a good cook? Does he think I’m purdy? Does he even remember to take out the trash? Stuff…

Alright, let’s talk about this “what he thinks of me tarot” thing. You know, like, what’s goin’ on in that fella’s head? Is he thinkin’ ’bout me? Is he gonna call? Is he…well, you get the picture. Us women, we always wanna know, right? So, these cards, they supposed to tell ya. What Them Cards Supposed to Do? Now, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but from what I gather, these tarot cards, they got pictures on ’em. And each picture, it means somethin’ different. Kinda like lookin’ at…

Alright, let’s talk about this Tower card, you know, the one with the tall building getting zapped by lightning. Folks say it means big changes, the kind that knock you on your butt. What’s This Tower Card All About Anyway? So, this here Tower card, it ain’t pretty pictures of flowers and sunshine, no sir. It’s the sixteenth card in them big cards, the Major Arcana they call it. And lemme tell ya, it’s all about things falling apart. Think of it like this: you built yourself a nice, tall…

Alright, let’s talk about this here… what was it? Two of Pentacles. Yeah, that card. Don’t go getting all fancy on me with big words, I’ll tell you what it means, plain and simple, just like how it is. What this card is all about. You see this card, it’s got this fella, right? And he’s juggling these…coins, I guess they are. Looks like he’s got a lot going on, doesn’t he? That’s the whole shebang right there. It means you got a lot on your plate. You’re juggling things….

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this This Might Hurt Tarot thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just tellin’ it like it is, you know? So, this tarot deck, they call it “This Might Hurt.” Sounds kinda scary, huh? Like gettin’ a shot at the doctor’s office. But it ain’t about that kinda hurtin’, I reckon. It’s more like… truth hurts, ya know? This deck, it’s supposed to tell ya the truth, even if it ain’t pretty. Like when your neighbor’s prize-winning pig gets loose and eats all…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about that Magician card in them Tarot things. Folks say it’s all about feelings, ya know? Like, what’s goin’ on in someone’s heart. I ain’t no fancy card reader, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what it means in plain speak. The Magician Card – That’s a Powerful One! First off, this Magician fella, he’s a go-getter. He ain’t sittin’ around waitin’ for things to happen. Nope. He’s makin’ ’em happen. So, if you pull this card and…

Alright, let’s talk about this here Ten of Disks tarot card. Folks say it’s all about money and stuff, you know, like havin’ a big ol’ house and plenty of grub on the table. Now, when I see this card, I think about my grandpappy’s farm. He worked hard, that man did, sunup to sundown. He had a big piece of land, cows, chickens, the whole shebang. That’s what this card feels like to me – solid, you know? Like somethin’ that ain’t gonna blow away with the wind. It…