Tarot

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here new year tarot spread thing for 2024. I ain’t no fancy expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and I reckon these cards can give us a little peek into what’s comin’. First off, what the heck is a new year tarot spread anyway? It’s like lookin’ at the clouds, but with purdy pictures on cards. Each card means somethin’, and how you lay ’em out tells a story ’bout the year ahead. Some folks…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s jaw about this here new year tarot spread, alright? Folks say it’s the thing to do, lookin’ at them cards and seein’ what the new year’s got in store. Now, I ain’t no fancy pants expert or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I’ve heard and what makes a lick of sense. What’s this “Card of the Year” hubbub all about? Some folks who really get into these cards, they say there’s a special card for each year. This year, 2024, they’re sayin’ it’s…

Alright, let’s talk about this marseille tarot card thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and these cards, well, they got somethin’ to say. What are these Marseille cards anyway? Now, they tell me these Marseille cards are some of the oldest around. Older than my grandma’s favorite quilt, that’s for sure! They got pictures on ’em, and each picture means somethin’. Like, they got this card, The Fool. Sounds kinda silly, right? But it ain’t about bein’ dumb. It’s…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this love stuff, you know, for all you single folks out there. This “love tarot spread for singles,” they call it. Sounds fancy, but don’t you worry, I’ll make it plain as day. What’s This Love Tarot Thing Anyway? So, these tarot cards, they’re like, pictures on cards, see? And folks say they can tell you things about your life, especially about love. Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe it all, but it’s kinda fun to think about, ain’t it? You got this card, they…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Lisa Frank Tarot thing. I ain’t no fancy card reader, mind you, but I seen enough things in my life to know a thing or two ’bout what’s what. Now, they say there’s these other cards, Rider-Wait somethin’ or other. Sounds all highfalutin to me. They say folks been usin’ ’em since way back when, 1909 they say! Millions of ’em floatin’ around the world, in over twenty countries! Can ya believe that? And they got this here card, the Fool, with…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “is he thinking about me tarot” thing. You young folks and your fancy ways, always wanting to know what’s in some fella’s head. Back in my day, you just looked a man in the eye, you know? But fine, let’s see what these cards got to say. What’s this tarot all about, anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s like peeking into someone’s thoughts, seein’ if they’re thinkin’ ’bout you. Like, does he miss me? Does he wanna come back? That sorta thing. These…

Alright, so you wanna learn how to do a tarot reading for someone else, huh? It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. Just gotta follow some simple steps, and you’ll be readin’ them cards like a pro, well, maybe not a pro, but you’ll get the hang of it. First things first, you gotta make the person feel comfy. Ya know, like when you have a friend over for tea? You don’t just shove a cuppa in their face, do ya? Nah, you make ‘em feel welcome. Same thing here….

Well, hello there, you youngins. Let’s talk about this… this “erotic tarot,” whatever that fancy name means. You know, back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy cards to tell us about love and all that. We just, you know, looked at someone and knew. But times are different, I guess. So, from what I gather, this erotic tarot is all about… well, that kind of stuff. You know, the birds and the bees, the wink-wink, nudge-nudge. It’s got pictures on ‘em, cards I mean, and each one is…

Well, let me tell ya, those fancy cards, oracle and tarot, they ain’t the same thing, not by a long shot. Folks get ’em all mixed up, but there’s a difference, plain as day, if you know where to look. Tarot cards, now, they’re a whole deck, usually 78 of ’em. Got pictures and stuff, real complicated-like. Each card means somethin’ special, and they gotta be read in a certain way. It’s like learnin’ a new language, kinda. You gotta know what the Cups and Swords and all that jazz…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “cosmic tarot,” whatever that fancy name means. My old man used to say, “Cards is cards, no matter how you slice ’em.” But these young folks, they always gotta make things sound so complicated. So, what’s the big deal with these cosmic cards? First off, they say it can tell ya about love. Love! Like some picture on a card gonna tell me if that fella down the road is gonna finally fix his fence or bring me some of them tomatoes he’s…