Tarot

Alright, let’s gab about these here classic tarot decks. You know, the ones folks always talkin’ about. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, just tellin’ ya what I’ve heard and seen. First off, there’s this Rider-Waite tarot deck. Seems like everyone and their grandma’s got one. And for good reason, I reckon. They say it’s a “classic for a reason,” and I guess that’s true. Pictures are plain as day, easy to understand even for a greenhorn like me. If you’re just startin’ out, this is probably the one…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Carnival at the End of the World Tarot deck. It ain’t like them regular cards, ya know? First off, the pictures, they’re somethin’ else. Got all sorts of strange critters on ’em, like from some old fairy tale or somethin’. Not the pretty kind, mind you. More like the kind that’d give ya goosebumps. They call it a “unique art deck,” this fella who sold it to me did. Said it ain’t the cheapest neither. And he was right about that. Cost me…

Alright, let’s talk about this Aum Shanti place. It’s a bookshop, yeah, but they got more than just books, you know? They got them psychic tarot card readings too. Sounds fancy, huh? But it ain’t so complicated, not really. So, first off, they got books. Lots of ’em. Books about, well, all sorts of things. Spiritual stuff, they call it. You know, like, how to be a better person, how to find your way in life. Stuff like that. And they got crystals too. Pretty little rocks, all shiny and…

Alright, so you wanna know about this ask tarot thing, huh? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t rocket science. It’s like… well, it’s like askin’ questions, but instead of askin’ your neighbor Bessie, you’re askin’ them cards. Weird, I know, but some folks swear by it. So, first things first. You gotta have a question. Don’t go askin’ no silly stuff like “Will my chickens lay more eggs next week?” Well, I guess you could, but try somethin’ more… meaningful, ya know? Like, “What should I do about that pesky rooster…

Alright, so you wanna know about this here… whatchamacallit… ask-a-question tarot card reading thing, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t rocket science, even though them city folks like to make it sound all fancy. What’s this all about, anyhow? Basically, you got somethin’ on your mind, a question buggin’ ya, and you want some answers. Like, “Will my chickens lay more eggs this month?” or “Is that fella down the road gonna finally fix my fence?” Simple stuff, ya know? You write it down, short and sweet, no need…

Well, hello there, you young folks! Today, we gonna talk about somethin’ called… uh… “ask a question tarot.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Don’t you worry none, I’ll make it plain as day. So, what is this “ask a question tarot” thing anyway? It’s like… you got a question, right? Somethin’ botherin’ you, somethin’ you wanna know. Maybe it’s about your love life, or that job you been eyein’, or maybe just why your chickens ain’t layin’ eggs like they used to. See, everybody’s got questions. Well, these tarot cards, they…

Well, hello there, young folks! Let’s talk about this love stuff, you know, the kind that makes your heart go thump-thump. You wanna know about your love life? You wanna ask them cards, the, uh, love tarot, right? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t no fancy talk, just plain speakin’ like we do around here. First off, you gotta ask the right questions, see? Can’t just go around mumblin’ “Will I find love?” That ain’t gonna get ya nowhere. You gotta be specific, like askin’ “What…

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… art… new-vo… tarot card thingy. My grandkid, the one with the fancy ideas, got me one of these decks. Said it was pretty. I dunno, looks like a bunch of pictures to me, but she says it’s special, so I figured I’d give it a whirl. First off, the box itself is somethin’. Shiny, you know? Got a lady with wings on the front, pourin’ water from one cup to another. My grandkid says she’s called “Temperance”. Sounds fancy. On the back, there’s another…

Alright, let’s talk about this “What is He Thinking” tarot thing. Folks always wanna know what’s goin’ on in someone else’s head, especially when it comes to love. This tarot stuff, it’s like lookin’ into a cloudy crystal ball, tryin’ to make sense of things. Now, I ain’t no fancy card reader, but I’ve seen enough to know a thing or two. This “What is He Thinking” spread, it’s all about figuring out what that fella’s got on his mind. Is he serious? Is he playin’ games? Is he gonna…

Alright, let’s talk about this here…what was it? Two of Wands, yeah, that’s it. And love? Hmph, love is a tricky thing, ain’t it? Like a corn maze, easy to get lost in. Now, if you’re all by yourself, single as a tick on a hound dog, and this Two of Wands pops up, it means you’re lookin’ around. You’re thinkin’ about love, dreamin’ about it maybe, but you ain’t found it yet. It’s like standin’ at the crossroads, scratchin’ your head, wonderin’ which way to go. Do you go…