Tarot

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this “radiant wilds tarot”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folks would gab about. But I’ll tell ya, even us old hens can figure things out if we put our minds to it. So, this thing, it’s a deck of cards, right? Not like the ones we use for playin’ poker, mind you. These got pictures on ‘em. Pictures of deserts and dreams and… spirits? Lordy, I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout spirits, unless we talkin’ ‘bout the kind you drink…

Well, hello there! Today we’re gonna talk about them tarot cards, you know, the pretty pictures on them cards. Some folks say they can tell ya things, so let’s see what kinda questions you can ask ‘em. Don’t go thinkin’ I’m some kinda fancy expert, I just know what I know, ya hear? First off, what’s on your mind? That’s the big thing. Tarot cards ain’t gonna read your mind, you gotta tell ‘em what you wanna know. So, if you’re all worried about somethin’, just ask straight out. Like,…

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this here New Years Tarot Spread for 2024. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me now, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just a way to kinda peek into what the next year might bring, you know? Like lookin’ at the weather forecast, but for your life. First off, you gotta get yourself a deck of them tarot cards. Now, don’t you go frettin’ if you ain’t got one of them fancy-schmancy ones. Any deck’ll do, long as it’s got pictures on…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this new moon tarot spread thing, alright? Don’t you go gettin’ all fancy on me, it ain’t rocket science, I promise ya. It’s just a way to figure out what you want and how to get it, like plantin’ seeds in the ground, only you’re plantin’ ideas in your head. Now, this new moon, that’s like a clean slate, you hear? Like a fresh page in a big ol’ book. You gotta write down your dreams, what you really, really want. Don’t be shy…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Motherpeace Tarot. It ain’t like them other picture cards, no sirree. First off, they’re round, like a big ol’ pancake. Round, you hear? Not square like most things. They say it’s ‘cause the moon is round, and the moon, she’s a woman, powerful and all. That’s what the book says, anyway. Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell of these other cards, like that Rider-Waite and that Marseilles. Folks make a big fuss over ’em. Rider-Waite, that’s the one most…

Alright, let’s talk about this Justice card in that tarot deck, you know, the one with the lady holding the scales and a sword. It ain’t rocket science, let me tell ya. First off, this card, it’s all about being fair, like when you’re divvying up a pie and everyone gets a slice the same size. No shortchangin’ nobody, see? If you been doin’ good, bein’ honest and all, well then, good things are gonna come back to you. That’s just how it is, like plantin’ corn, you reap what…

Alright, so you wanna get someone a tarot deck, huh? It ain’t as easy as pickin’ apples, I tell ya. You gotta put some thought into it, or you’ll end up with somethin’ they’ll just shove in a drawer and forget about. First thing’s first, you gotta think about what kind of person you’re buyin’ for. Are they all fancy and like pretty things? Or are they more down-to-earth, like me? That’s gonna help you figure out what kinda deck to get. Now, there’s all sorts of different decks out…

[Body] Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this gypsy free tarot reading thing. Don’t know much about fancy words or city folk stuff, but I know a thing or two about readin’ things, ya know? Like readin’ the weather by the way the cows act, or readin’ if the harvest gonna be good by the feel of the dirt. So, this gypsy tarot, it’s kinda like that, but with cards. They got these pretty pictures on ’em, all colorful and whatnot. And they say these pictures can tell ya stuff….

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… golden thread tarot thing. My grandkids, they’re always fiddlin’ with these cards. I tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have such fancy things. We just looked at the sky and the chickens to figure things out, you know? But these young folks, they love these cards. So, I took a peek myself. Seems like it’s all about pictures and… what do they call it? Destiny? Fortune? Sounds like a whole lotta hooey to me, but hey, whatever floats their boat, right? This…

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… uh… free Celtic Cross tarot reading thing. My grandkid showed me this on that computery thing, said it’s like, tellin’ fortunes with pictures. Now, I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, but let me tell ya, folks back in the day, we had our own ways of figurin’ things out. Like, if a black cat crossed your path, that meant somethin’, you know? Or if a bird flew into your house… well, that wasn’t good, let me tell ya. So, this tarot stuff, it’s…