Tarot

Alright, let’s talk about this “does he love me” stuff with them cards, the tarot. You young folks and your fancy ways, always wondering. Back in my day, you just knew, or you didn’t, simple as that. But fine, let’s see what these cards say, eh? So, you wanna know if he loves ya? First off, get yourself a deck of them tarot cards. Don’t go borrowing your grandma’s special deck, get your own! Now, shuffle them cards good, real good. Think about your fella, picture his face, the way…

Alright, let’s talk about this daily tarot thing, you know, the cards and all that. Folks keep askin’ me, so I figured I’d spill the beans the way I understand it. Don’t expect no fancy words, I ain’t got none of that. Just plain talk, like it is. First off, you got this one-card pull. Easy peasy, like pickin’ a ripe apple. You just shuffle them cards, think about what’s on your mind, and pull one. That card, it’s got a story to tell ya for the whole day. Like,…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here black and white tarot cards. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I seen a thing or two, and these cards, they got somethin’ special about ’em. First off, what are these black and white tarot cards anyway? They’re just like regular tarot cards, ya know, the ones with all the pretty pictures and colors. But these ones, they’re mostly just black and white. Some might have a little touch of gold or somethin’, but mostly, it’s just black and…

Alright, let’s talk about this Aquarian Tarot thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I see it. First off, this Aquarian Tarot, it ain’t like them old, dusty cards your grandma had, though maybe it is, I don’t rightly know. They say it’s new and modern, made by some fella named David Palladini way back in 1970. Seems like yesterday, but I guess it ain’t. Time flies, you know? Like a bat outta hell. Now, they got all…

Alright, let’s talk about this 10 tarot reading thing, ya know? Folks always lookin’ for answers, wanna know what’s gonna happen. I ain’t no fancy pants fortune teller, but I seen enough in my life to know things ain’t always what they seem. And these cards, well, they got somethin’ to say, I guess. So, this 10 card spread, they call it the Celtic Cross sometimes. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a way of lookin’ at things from different angles. Like when you’re tryin’ to figure out why the…

Alright, let’s talk about this here 10 of Pentacles card, you know, the one with all them coins. Folks say it’s a good card, real good, like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old coat pocket. What’s this 10 of Pentacles card all about, anyway? Well, from what I gather, this card, it’s about havin’ your ducks in a row. You know, like when you got a roof over your head, food on the table, and a bit of money saved up for a rainy day. It means you worked…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Wild Unknown Tarot. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I can tell you what I see, and this deck, well, it’s somethin’ else. First off, it’s got all them pretty pictures, animals and nature and such. Not like them old-timey decks with all the stiff-looking people. This one, it feels alive, like you could reach out and touch the birds and the trees. Real pretty, I tell ya. Makes you wanna just sit and stare, even if you don’t know a lick…

Alright, let’s talk about this White Numen Tarot thing. I don’t know much about fancy cards, but I’ll tell you what I see, ya know? So, this deck, it’s kinda like those old Rider-Waite cards everyone knows. You know, the ones with the pictures? But this one’s got a couple extra cards. One’s called the Black Numen, sounds scary, like somethin’s gonna break. And the other’s the White Numen, that’s the one we’re talkin’ about. They say it means makin’ somethin’ new. Like plantin’ a seed and watchin’ it grow,…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “what does he think of me tarot” thing. You young folks and your fancy words, always makin’ things complicated. But I get it, you wanna know what’s goin’ on in that fella’s head. We all been there, ain’t we? So, this tarot thing, it’s like lookin’ at pictures, right? And them pictures, they tell a story. Now, I ain’t no fortune teller, mind you. I just seen a lot of life, and I know a thing or two about people. And these cards, they…

Alright, let’s talk about this “tarot si o no 1 carta” thing, you know, the one-card yes or no tarot. Folks these days, always lookin’ for quick answers. Can’t blame ’em, life’s complicated enough, ain’t it? So, what is it? Well, it’s like this, you got a question, a simple yes or no question, like “Will I get that job?” or “Is that fella gonna call me back?”. You shuffle the cards, pick one, and boom, you get your answer. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Now, some folks say certain cards…