Totems

That Totem Pole Park, yeah, I heard about it. It’s somewhere in New Hampshire, they say. People like to go there, have some fun, I guess. Some folks say it’s in Freedom, this Totem Pole Park. Sounds like a place where you can just be free, do whatever. Maybe sit around, maybe walk around, whatever you feel like, I reckon. Totem Pole Park in Freedom They got all sorts of things there, I heard. Like a swimming place. Where you can just jump in the water, cool off when it’s…

Well, let me tell you about this place, Totem Pole Park in Freedom, NH. It’s something else, I tell ya. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the general store. Said it was worth a gander. Totem Pole Park, yeah, that’s the name. Freedom, NH. Sounds kinda fancy, don’t it? Totem Pole Park Freedom NH They got these big ol’ poles there, all carved up with faces and such. Never seen nothin’ like it ’round here before. They call ’em totem poles. Must be some kinda Indian thing. Big and…

This Totem Pole Park, I heard, is for sale. Ain’t that somethin’? Heard it from the folks down the road. Said a fella could buy a piece of it. Now, I ain’t never been there myself, but I heard lots of stories. They got them totem poles, all carved up pretty. And it’s right by that big ol’ lake, Ossipee Lake, they call it. Imagine that, right near the water! Good for fishin’, I reckon. Totem Pole Park Sale They say there are places there you can stay, trailers and…

Well, let me tell you, this old gal heard some big news down at the general store the other day. Seems that there’s a totem pole campground for sale. Yep, you heard that right. The whole darn place! Now, I ain’t never been one for campin’, but I know a lot of folks love it. They say it have a lot of amenities. This place, it’s called Totem Pole Campground. Sounds kinda fancy, don’t it? But from what I hear, it’s just a regular campground, just with a fancy name….

This here thing, called a totem pole, it’s a big deal, ya know? Big ol’ log, carved up real good with all sorts of critters. See them things in them books, they call ’em “totem pole animals and their meanings pdf”. Well, I ain’t got no fancy book learnin’, but I seen a thing or two. Now, these totem poles, they ain’t just for pretty. They tell a story, like them old-timey picture books. Each critter on that pole, it means somethin’. You gotta know what you’re lookin’ at, or…

Well, let me tell you, I seen a lot of things in my time, but these totem plant pole things, them’s something else. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like ’em. These totem plant poles, they’re like sticks, but with plants growin’ all over ’em. It’s like they took a regular ol’ plant, and made it climb up a stick, like a little monkey up a tree. Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout how to make one of these totem plant pole contraptions. First, they say you gotta get the…

This here totem of intimidation, you see, it ain’t just some old junk. It’s a thing, a real important thing. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s somethin’ special. You gotta go to this place, Anachronia, they call it. Big scary dinosaurs there, I hear. Feral ones, too! But you gotta be brave, gotta get that totem of intimidation. Now, I heard you gotta kill them slayer monsters. Big and mean, I bet. But that’s how you get it. You kill them, and maybe, just maybe, you get a…

Hey there, you little rascals! Today, I wanna talk about that game, what’s it called? Oh yeah, Totem MapleStory. That thing, it’s got some stuff, some called “totems”. Some folks say they help you get strong, some folks say they do nothin’. This one fella, he said, just do two things, Yu Garden and Afterlands, get your main thing up. What’s that “main stat”? I don’t know. Sounds fancy. He also said, horse and tea pot, from Yu Garden, they drop regular. Drop what? I don’t know that either. He…

Hey there, you wanna talk about that totem light? I heard folks talking, so I know a little something. That thing, it’s like a big ol’ sign, but all lit up and fancy. Seen ’em around more and more. They use it for all kind of things. First off, you can see that totem light from a mile away! It’s brighter than a firefly on a summer night. Sun shining down? No problem! Raining cats and dogs? Still see it! Even when it’s darker than the inside of a cow,…

That Totem Lake Transit Center, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it all the time. It’s over there in Kirkland, that place near the lake, you know. Big place, lots of buses comin’ and goin’. If you wanna go to Totem Lake, lots of buses go there. I heard some folks say it’s easy to get to. You just gotta find the right bus, they say. Some buses go straight there, some you gotta switch. That’s what I heard. Some buses, like that 255, that one goes there. I think it…