Totems

Well now, if you’re lookin’ for a good dentist in Kirkland, you’ve come to the right place. I ain’t no expert, but I can sure tell you about the Totem Lake Dental office. My daughter, bless her heart, she went there for a check-up last week. She says they’re mighty friendly, and the place is real clean. It’s called Totem Lake Smiles, right over there at 12911 120th Avenue Northeast, Suite D50, Kirkland, WA. Now, that’s a bit of a mouthful, but it’s easy to find. If you get lost,…

Well, you see, when folks talk about totem hardware, they ain’t just talkin’ about any ol’ computer parts. Nope, they’re talkin’ ’bout the real deal for them who got a mind to build themselves a gaming rig or even a workstation that’ll keep up with all them fancy games and programs. Now, I don’t know much ’bout all them technical terms, but I do know that totem hardware sure is popular, and it gets folks excited, ya know? So, let me tell ya what I reckon about all this here…

Well now, lemme tell ya about somethin’ called the Sonic Totem. You ever hear of it? I reckon some of ya might, but for them that ain’t, lemme give ya the lowdown. See, there’s this feller, a fella named Chris, who done uploaded a video back in 2017—on April 7th, to be exact. He uploaded it at 4:16 in the afternoon, like it was somethin’ mighty important. Now, that might sound like a small thing, but lemme tell ya, there’s a whole bunch of folks who don’t understand what he…

So, ya wanna turn yer Minecraft skin into a Totem of Undyin’? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t that hard! I’m gonna explain it to ya in simple words, like I’d tell a neighbor down the road who’s tryin’ to make somethin’ fancy with her computer. First off, lemme tell ya what this Totem of Undyin’ thing is. In Minecraft, the Totem of Undyin’ is a special item that helps ya stay alive, right? If yer holdin’ it, and ya die, it’ll bring ya back to life, like magic….

Well, let me tell ya, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this fisher cat, and I thought, “What in the world is a fisher cat?” Now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s some kind of big ol’ kitty cat or a fisher like what we catch fish with—no, it’s neither of them! This here animal, with a name all funny like that, is actually a little creature with a whole lot of strength and smarts. Folks say it’s got a lot of things to teach us, and you know what? I believe ’em….

Well now, let me tell ya something about them butterflies, bless ’em. Y’know, folks see them flutterin’ around, all bright and pretty, and they don’t always stop to think about what them little critters really mean. But there’s more to ’em than just their wings and colors, that’s for sure. They carry a mighty big meaning, let me tell ya. Now, first off, butterflies are a symbol of change. Yup, that’s right. You see, they start out as caterpillars, wriggling around on the ground, then they go into that cocoon…

You ever heard about the bear spirit totem? Well, let me tell ya, it’s somethin’ mighty important, and it’s been around forever. The bear ain’t just a big ol’ animal out in the woods, no sir. It’s got all sorts of meanings that folks across the world have been talkin’ about for a long time. Some folks even believe it’s a mighty spirit animal, helpin’ you out when you need strength or courage the most. Now, the bear ain’t no ordinary critter. It’s a symbol of strength, resilience, and confidence….

Well now, if we’re gonna talk about this big ol’ animal called the gorilla, you gotta know one thing—this fella ain’t no pushover. You look at a gorilla and it’s like lookin’ at a mountain of muscle. Big, strong, and mighty, they seem like they could crush anythin’ in their way. But, let me tell ya, there’s more to this beast than meets the eye. Gorillas ain’t just about their size, they’re mighty symbols of somethin’ deeper, somethin’ powerful. So, let’s take a good look at what this gorilla spirit…

Oh, you know, there’s somethin’ mighty strange ’bout them totems out there near Wupatki, right on the edge o’ Navajo land. I heard tell that folks call ’em the Spirit Totems, or sometimes, the Hopi Death Totems. Now, these ain’t like the kind o’ totems you might find in some fancy museum or in the stories folks tell around the campfire. Nah, these here totems are somethin’ else entirely, holdin’ a mystery that don’t seem to be explainable by any ol’ book or tale. You see, they sit right at…

Well now, let me tell ya, I was sittin’ there the other day and saw this fancy jacket called the Toteme Country Jacket. Ain’t never heard of it before, but boy, it looked somethin’ else. Now, I ain’t no fashion expert, but I know a good jacket when I see one. It’s got that classy look, you know, real smart and somethin’ you could wear anywhere from the town to a nice little dinner. They say it’s made from waxed cotton, and it just got that look like it could…