Totems

Well, lemme tell ya, the Voidvessel Totem ain’t something ya come across every day. It’s somethin’ mighty important, though, especially if you’re playin’ somethin’ like Final Fantasy XIV. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon I can help ya understand what it’s all about, even if it ain’t the easiest thing to explain. This here totem is part of a big ol’ hunt, and it ain’t somethin’ to just toss aside. Folks go out and fight for these, and when they manage to snag one, they get all kinds…

Well now, let me tell ya about this word “totemo.” It’s a word in Japanese, and it sure gets used quite a bit. Now, don’t get all confused, it’s a simple word really. “Totemo” is what they call an adverb in Japanese, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s a word that adds something extra to a sentence, like how we might say “very” in English. But let me tell you, there’s more to it than just that! When you hear folks say “totemo,” they’re usually talkin’ about…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this comic called Totem Realm. It’s a real strange one, but folks seem to like it. You see, it starts off with a gal named Sera. Now, she ain’t no queen or princess or nothin’—just a regular office worker, sittin’ in her cubicle day in and day out. Life ain’t too excitin’ for her, and she probably thought it would stay that way forever. But oh no, that ain’t how things go in stories like these. One day, this whole new world just opens…

Totem poles, well, they’re quite the thing if you ask me. I seen ’em in lots of places—some on folks’ porches, others stuck in the ground by gardens. People, they buy ’em for all sorts of reasons, but most of the time it’s ’cause they wanna show off something that tells a story. Some say these totem poles carry a lot of meaning, from cultures far away, and they sure make a place look fancy if you ask me. Now, if you’re lookin’ for a totem pole for sale, there’s…

Well now, you’ve probably heard folks talk about somethin’ called a “Totem Pole Grass” and wondered what in the world that could be. Now, I ain’t no fancy gardener, but I can tell ya that this here is a kinda grass you might wanna consider puttin’ in your garden. They call it the ‘Totem Pole’ because it grows tall and narrow like one of them poles you see in them old-timey Native American stories. It ain’t the same as the kind of pole you hang your clothes on, but it…

Well now, if y’all ever get the chance to head up north, I reckon Totem Lodge up in Canada’s Lake of the Woods is somethin’ you won’t want to miss. It’s one of them places where the beauty of nature just about knocks your socks off. You got the water, the trees, and the freshest air you ever did breathe. It’s a peaceful spot, tucked away in them big ol’ pine trees, right by the lake, and it’ll make you forget all about your worries. The place is what they…

If you’re lookin’ for a good e-bike, let me tell ya, you’ve come to the right place! Now, I ain’t no fancy city person, but I know a thing or two about ridin’ and how much easier an e-bike can make life. First off, this here totem e-bike is a real good option for folks lookin’ to save their legs and still get where they need to go. It’s got that motor helpin’ ya pedal, so you ain’t gotta work so hard on those long hills. Ain’t that a blessing?…

Now, let me tell ya about these things called Totem Acoustic speakers. They’re real fancy, made up in Canada, don’t ya know? I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard folks say they sure know how to make a sound, these Totem folks. They been at it a long time, since the early 80s. There’s this man, Vince Bruzzese, he was a high school math teacher, but he loved his music more than anything. He got tired of listening to speakers that didn’t get the music right, so he set off…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them tiki totem poles. You know, them fancy things that folks got all over the place? They’re all carved up outta wood or stone, lookin’ real fancy like, but they ain’t just there for decoration. No, no, no! These here totem poles got meanings, and them meanings run deep, way deep, like roots from a big ol’ oak tree. People say them tiki totem poles come from the Polynesian folks, way out there in them islands in the Pacific Ocean. They say each…

Oh, the snake, now that’s somethin’ you don’t see every day! But lemme tell ya, it’s got a whole lotta meaning, especially when it comes to them totems. Y’know, them spirit animals, or whatever they call ‘em nowadays. I reckon if you’ve ever come across a snake, you might’ve felt somethin’ different, somethin’ deep, like it was tryin’ to tell ya somethin’. Well, it might just be true! The snake is one of them totems that’s full of power and wisdom, and it’s got a way of showin’ ya things…